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As we pass midnight and head into Friday morning, I thought I'd stop wrestling with the VolNation server for a minute and try to sum up where this crazy coaching search stands. And I think it stands just where I've thought all along -- nobody knows.

(Please correct me if anything here is inaccurate or I've overlooked anything. Remember, I've spent most of my time with my face in a terminal window trying (with mixed results) to prevent the server from crashing. I don't have any other sources aside from information that has been posted here in one form or another. This is mostly pure speculation on my part.. so keep that in mind.)

The first candidate to surface was Will Muschamp, and while I don't know how serious the interest was from Tennessee, I don't believe they were ready to formally offer him the job right out of the gate. It happened too fast. Muschamp's name was among the first mentioned - almost immediately after Kiffin's departure - and I believe the rumors got out of hand quickly. Again, I'm not saying Tennessee didn't have interest, because I think they did. I just don't believe it escalated to the level that some area media were reporting. I'm betting at no time were the negotiations as far along as we were led to believe.

Strike one.

Next up was Troy Calhoun. Since Calhoun was reported to be a very serious candidate in Tennessee's coaching search last season, it's only natural to assume that he would again be a candidate just a year later. Like Muschamp, I'm confident that Tennessee reached out to Calhoun, but I don't believe the talks hit the frenzied peak that was being reported the media. Many erroneously reported that Calhoun had accepted the position and a press conference was pending. It was even reported that Calhoun had a team meeting scheduled late Thursday afternoon. However, the crack reporters who broke the story didn't think to confirm that the meeting was in reference to the Tennessee job. Calhoun later released a statement that he was staying at Air Force. Is it likely that Calhoun was offered and declined? I think not.

Strike two.

Welcome back David Cutcliffe! WBIR reported this afternoon that Cut agreed to terms to become Tennessee's next football coach. Most of the local radio media had already informed us that all signs pointed to Cutcliffe and it was his job if he wanted it, so the news wasn't really a huge surprise. Except for one small detail... the reports were inaccurate... again. Just hours later, reporters were back-peddling when we learned that Cutcliffe didn't even have a formal offer. While David Cutcliffe is clearly a candidate for the job, media folk jumped the gun for a third time.

Strike three.

I'm a baseball fan, and in my book it's three strikes and you are out. So you'll have to excuse me when I am hesitant to believe the latest reports of Lovie Smith being on a plane headed to Knoxville Friday morning to be introduced as Tennessee's next football coach.

I think media in this market have proven themselves to be no better than the message board posters they like to look down their noses at. These guys are so hard-up to break this story, they've been taking gossip and preaching it as gospel. It's beyond absurd and quite disappointing. I expect more from those who try so hard to appear as professionals.

When it's all said and done, it's very possible that one of the four names listed above may be Tennessee's next head coach (but I doubt it). And when Hamilton steps out from behind his smokescreen and the decision is finally made, I'm sure every one of these media guys will claim, 'I knew it all along'. In the meantime, I'm laughing while they make Mike Hamilton look like James Bond.

Carry on.
 
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Awesome Freak. Thanks for posting this bit of sanity amidst the sea of madness.

And thanks for giving the hamsters extra lashes to keep VolNation up through all of this. :good!:
 
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Thanks Freak for all the hard work you have been doing keeping VN up and running during this "set-back"
 
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Under no circumstances should the words Hamilton and Bond be mentioned in the same post.
 
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do you think the riots have scared some of the coaches away I am truely wondering about this lol
 
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Well said. I think every media outlet with any affiliation of geographical significance is trying their best to be the 1st to break this story. This whole "Kiffin bails" story is GIGANTIC. Remember 14 months ago...how hectic everything was. Yeah, no comparison. Truth is...heck, I don't know...and neither does anyone else.
 
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This reads like a Vince McMahon hook. Words broken, trust breached. Deception and some physical pain.

In the end... there is smoke settling to a press conference. Suits. Cameras. Champagne.
 
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After reading the excerpts from On Rocky Top with the author following Hammy during the last search, it was apparent to me there is a stealth program in place when it comes to a Tennessee football coach search. All that means is Hambone is experienced in dodging the press.
 
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Mike stated in an interview this past summer, when describing the search and hiring process last year, that there was a number of steps taken to keep the media off his trail. Such as taking a charter flight instead of the university aircraft, and such.
 
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This reads like a Vince McMahon hook. Words broken, trust breached. Deception and some physical pain.

In the end... there is smoke settling to a press conference. Suits. Cameras. Champagne.

I like it... go with that. :)
 
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I think media in this market have proven themselves to be no better than the message board posters they like to look down their noses at.


You nailed it. The journalists are all acting like amateur gossip columnists.
 
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Very good question, I have been wondering the same thing.

Did you see how crazy things were? I even heard there were signs that had Kiffin's name on them. I even heard, but this is just a rumor, that people were out on the road burning shirts. MADNESS.


But seriously... those "riots" were more tame than some pre-game festivities I've been to.
 
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Totally awesome, Freak. That's probably the best summary I've read--and I've read seemingly hundreds now!

Hope you put that on the front page here! It's great stuff.
 
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As we pass midnight and head into Friday morning, I thought I'd stop wrestling with the VolNation server for a minute and try to sum up where this crazy coaching search stands. And I think it stands, just where I've thought all along -- nobody knows.

Agreed! :eek:k:
 
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I like it... go with that. :)

You're still here? I heard you were going to upgrade the site's hardware but then I heard you were going to be a site coordinator for LSUfreek (keeping it in the fre(a)(e)k family). Rumors were swirling... care to (confirm) or [deny] with this rumor?


Your wikipedia page has literally had 142 edits. I trapped the IPs though, so we can catch the leak.
 
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Freak, your rants have more common sense in them than all of the supposed "we-have-it-from-a-reliable-source" reporters over the past two days. They need to take a minute and read your post. Thanks for making sense of this craziness.
 
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