Well, you are taking out the fun part, but ok:
1) Urban faked illness to quit. Who cares the details; it was all a big lie! To quit because of GERD is even worse. Nexium fixes GERT within two days. Does the quote below sound like he was having fun in JortLand?
My wife (Shelley) started crying so she shook me up a little bit," Meyer said. "Obviously you can see what she's wearing, and all the kids, they love Florida. They've given six years. Six (of coaching) equals about 40 years of your life to Florida.
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2) Derek Dooly never crossed my mind. Fooley Foley is a long-time nickname. His football team just got beat 41-7. The game before that was 29-15. The game before that was 27-2. His QB, best offensive and defensive player all three spent the winter smoking pot.
he was high on marijuana and "so stoned I had no interest in having sex with anyone
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A few weeks ago, two freshmen were arrested for shooting out windows with a gun.
The list can go on for days. Like Urban, easier for Fooley to just quit than try to fix the culture. Gainesville is up in smoke.