Forced to go to wedding saturday... need help

#126
#126
What heterosexual male lets his woman schedule a wedding during football season? I have never understood this thought process.
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#127
#127
blow it off,go to his/her next wedding

altidore17 said:
So at 4 pm central time Saturday I will be throwing on dress clothes over my orange attire and will be attending a wedding. Should get to see the first hour of the game. Hoping to God that the ceremony takes only an hour and that should let me watch the last quarter or so, wouldn't you think?

Looking for some moral support here volnation, I almost had to break up with my woman when she told me the news Wednesday. How much actual game time am I going to miss and how much of the tail end of it should I catch? Ill hang up and listen..
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#129
#129
never let anything or anybody make you miss football.if need be the volnation will call your woman and leave a voice greeting or txt .it would be against the law or u might have to turn in your vol card,if you miss the first time in years the vols change the power in the east.and you can say i missed it.but im sure the couple will be together forever.said day
 
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#130
altidore17 said:
So at 4 pm central time Saturday I will be throwing on dress clothes over my orange attire and will be attending a wedding. Should get to see the first hour of the game. Hoping to God that the ceremony takes only an hour and that should let me watch the last quarter or so, wouldn't you think?

Looking for some moral support here volnation, I almost had to break up with my woman when she told me the news Wednesday. How much actual game time am I going to miss and how much of the tail end of it should I catch? Ill hang up and listen..
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I love it--the signs of a true fan. Remember, divorce is still an option. My first one was 22 yrs, about 10 yrs too long, but it's never too late. LOL. Maybe you still have time to talk the groom out of it. It's funny my wife informs me of all these appointments/taskings/commitments and the first thing I check is whether it's on Saturday and whether it interferes with me watching the game; she knows that if the game is on, there's NO CHANCE I'm going! Glued to the Tube!
 
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chuck0303 said:
I love it--the signs of a true fan. Remember, divorce is still an option. My first one was 22 yrs, about 10 yrs too long, but it's never too late. LOL. Maybe you still have time to talk the groom out of it. It's funny my wife informs me of all these appointments/taskings/commitments and the first thing I check is whether it's on Saturday and whether it interferes with me watching the game; she knows that if the game is on, there's NO CHANCE I'm going! Glued to the Tube!
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Another priviledge of being an old fart--you have options--exercise them.:loco::dance2:
 
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#132
mchandl7 said:
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Excellent! I'm about to fall out of my chair laughing!:eek:lol:
 
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#133
altidore17 said:
So at 4 pm central time Saturday I will be throwing on dress clothes over my orange attire and will be attending a wedding. Should get to see the first hour of the game. Hoping to God that the ceremony takes only an hour and that should let me watch the last quarter or so, wouldn't you think?

Looking for some moral support here volnation, I almost had to break up with my woman when she told me the news Wednesday. How much actual game time am I going to miss and how much of the tail end of it should I catch? Ill hang up and listen..
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play sick
:yuck:
 
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#136
k one said:
never let anything or anybody make you miss football.if need be the volnation will call your woman and leave a voice greeting or txt .it would be against the law or u might have to turn in your vol card,if you miss the first time in years the vols change the power in the east.and you can say i missed it.but im sure the couple will be together forever.said day
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still a lane fan k one? thats all right, no judge, we're all god's people.
 
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#139
Sudden Impact said:
Congrats!!!!!!

How did you do it?

Did it cost you anything?
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Just told her it was a stupid wedding and I haven't missed a game since I've been watching at 6 years old.. so much for the people saying I was gonna need to find a hitman hahah.. time to get even more drunk and watch the beatdown we're gonna put on the gatas!!!
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altidore17 said:
Just told her it was a stupid wedding and I haven't missed a game since I've been watching at 6 years old.. so much for the people saying I was gonna need to find a hitman hahah.. time to get even more drunk and watch the beatdown we're gonna put on the gatas!!!
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Man...u stepped in it!
 
#141
#141
Very good.....The Honest Approach....only mistake was calling the wedding "Stupid"....

It was Stupid that they planned it on this Day but weddings are not stupid....."They were Stupid"........

People will ask her where you are......and other men will be in envy.......

The best thing you can do regardless of the outcome of the game is to make sure you devote every bit of attention to her tonight after the game in appreciation.

Lets her know that she is still the one....You have stood your ground....and she feels like she is still in control...
Women have been using this strategy for years.....with Sex.....it works but don't think a bottle of Viagra is the fix...Take her out or fix a special meal or romance her.... or a good romantic chick flick.....
 
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#142
Sudden Impact said:
Very good.....The Honest Approach....only mistake was calling the wedding "Stupid"....

It was Stupid that they planned it on this Day but weddings are not stupid....."They were Stupid"........

People will ask her where you are......and other men will be in envy.......The best thing you can do regardless of the outcome of the game is to make sure you devote every bit of attention to her tonight after the game in appreciation.
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Dr. Phil?
 
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