Florida Jokes

#27
#27
molsen81 said:
Not a joke, but I was on my way out the door. I asked my wife to find me a shirt t wear. She pulls a UF Gator shirt out of the closet that she just bought for me. I'm sure she didn't realize what's on the shirt because she's Japanese and has no clue about college football. But surely she knows what shade of orange my team is:eek:hmy:
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I had a similar thing happen to me one Christmas. My dear sweet mother bought me a present and while I was opening it she was very proud of it and said she thought I would really like it. When I got it open I beheld the most beautiful snow white sweatshirt with crimson lettering depicting the University of Alabama. It took me a long time to figure out how to tell her that it was a very nice sweatshirt but I could never wear it because I'm a Tennessee fan and we don't like Bama very much. :lol:
 
#28
#28
Sort of like the Christmas of 2005 when somebody gave me a doormat with a Power T on it. I found that to be quite ironic at that point in time.
 
#31
#31
GAVol said:
Sort of like the Christmas of 2005 when somebody gave me a doormat with a Power T on it. I found that to be quite ironic at that point in time.
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Sounds like you have at least one sarcastic friend.... :lolabove:
 
#33
#33
How about we all just jab an ice pick into our skulls instead?
 
#36
#36
One foggy night a Vols fan was heading south and a Gator fan was driving
north.

While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both
cars.

The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage.
He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive".

Likewise, the Gator fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling
fortunate to have survived.

The Gator fan walks over to the Vol fan and says, "Hey, man, I
think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live
as friends instead of being rivals."

The Vol fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
survived the wreck." The Vol fan then pops open the trunk of his car and
removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee sippin whiskey.

He says to the Gator fan, "I think this is another sign that we should
toast to our newfound friendship." The Gator fan agrees and grabs the bottle.
After sucking down half of the bottle, the Gator fan hands the bottle
back to the Vols fan and says, "Your turn".

The Vols fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of
the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll
just wait for the cops to show up."
 
#41
#41
volsfan895, that was great. lol

A UT fan, Notre Dame fan, Bama fan, and a UF fan all climb a hill. When they get to the top, they decide to test their level of loyalty to there team.

The Bama fan goes first and shouts: "THIS IS FOR THE CRIMSON TIDE!!" and throws himself off the cliff to die.

Not to be outdone, the Notre Dame fan goes "THIS IS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH!!" and does the same to himself.

Next, it was the UT fan's turn and goes: "THIS IS FOR THE VOLUNTEERS!!" and pushes the Florida fan off the cliff and promptly walks away.
 
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