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On a tour of the US, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Florida Gators jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Tennessee Vols jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the simiconscious Florida Fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I'll give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Gators and the Vols, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddines, "who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anythinkg about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK, or do we need to go get another one?
On a tour of the US, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a Florida Gators jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Tennessee Vols jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the simiconscious Florida Fan from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him. "I'll give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between the Gators and the Vols, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true".
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddines, "who was that?" "It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK, or do we need to go get another one?
Did anybody happen to see the Florida grad selling drinks in section Z saturday? The guy was wearing a Florida T-Shirt and hat and trying to sell drinks. Some people were giving him h*ll myself I refused to buy from this idiot. True fans should have not bought one thing from this jerk!:furious3:
In this economy, it would not surprise me in the least. In fact, if he was a college grad -- from any college -- then you have to admire his willingness to put up with the humiliation of that to make a living.
Shame on you for mocking someone down on his luck like that.