Florida Fans: I Need Your Help

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Jacksonvol

Jacksonvol

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I am in desperate need of the help of all Florida Gator fans lurking on this web site. Last Sat. as I was traveling near Florida Field at about 6 p.m. I saw a huge pile of what appeared to be clothing piled behind a bunch of hedges. As I got closer and checked it out, I found that there were thousands and thousands of blue and orange T shirts piled up. I looked closely at them and on the front they said "Memo to Lane Kiffin" and on the back something about a "beatdown coming". Not wanting to leave them there I packed them up and brought them with me. My truck was packed as you might imagine. Now, I'm trying to find the rightful owners. They range in size from XXL to S and all of them appear to have the neck stretched as if the ones who wore them had larger than normal heads.
If I cannot find the rightful owners soon, I'm going to donate them to the flu victims in Gainesville. Please, please if you can help, let me know.
 
#6
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I'm just glad that Vol fans can have a heart. Especially concerning fans of a rival school.
 
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#7
You should have called a HAZMAT team to come and clean that mess up, I pray that you didn't get anything on you.
 
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Jacksonvol said:
I am in desperate need of the help of all Florida Gator fans lurking on this web site. Last Sat. as I was traveling near Florida Field at about 6 p.m. I saw a huge pile of what appeared to be clothing piled behind a bunch of hedges. As I got closer and checked it out, I found that there were thousands and thousands of blue and orange T shirts piled up. I looked closely at them and on the front they said "Memo to Lane Kiffin" and on the back something about a "beatdown coming". Not wanting to leave them there I packed them up and brought them with me. My truck was packed as you might imagine. Now, I'm trying to find the rightful owners. They range in size from XXL to S and all of them appear to have the neck stretched as if the ones who wore them had larger than normal heads.
If I cannot find the rightful owners soon, I'm going to donate them to the flu victims in Gainesville. Please, please if you can help, let me know.
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:lolabove:
 
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#12
Haha! That was nice. 'larger than normal heads' had me going, good double meaning. Water-headed tards with an inflated ego wearing their tard shirts. Tards :crazy:
 
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Jacksonvol said:
I am in desperate need of the help of all Florida Gator fans lurking on this web site. Last Sat. as I was traveling near Florida Field at about 6 p.m. I saw a huge pile of what appeared to be clothing piled behind a bunch of hedges. As I got closer and checked it out, I found that there were thousands and thousands of blue and orange T shirts piled up. I looked closely at them and on the front they said "Memo to Lane Kiffin" and on the back something about a "beatdown coming". Not wanting to leave them there I packed them up and brought them with me. My truck was packed as you might imagine. Now, I'm trying to find the rightful owners. They range in size from XXL to S and all of them appear to have the neck stretched as if the ones who wore them had larger than normal heads.
If I cannot find the rightful owners soon, I'm going to donate them to the flu victims in Gainesville. Please, please if you can help, let me know.
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Why not donate then to the needy victims of the 5th straight loss to Florida? That would be a worthy cause. :birgits_giggle:
 
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Mr. Two Bits said:
It's a nugget all right. Giddiness over a 10 point loss always leads to hijinks and good humor.
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Almost as funny as Florida fans assertions that Meyer didn't want to run the score up as much as possible.
 
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Shirts ..... hmmmm... going to have to mull that one over. Tell you what, I'll get back to you on that, probably right after the trip to Pasadena in January.

In the meantime, if no one has any better ideas, you might consider taking them with you to your bowl game in Shreveport against La. Tech. Still some hurricane victims down there could use the help, I'm sure.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Shirts ..... hmmmm... going to have to mull that one over. Tell you what, I'll get back to you on that, probably right after the trip to Pasadena in January.

In the meantime, if no one has any better ideas, you might consider taking them with you to your bowl game in Shreveport against La. Tech. Still some hurricane victims down there could use the help, I'm sure.
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I know we can't make it so I will wish another SEC team well and hope they represent the conference with a good showing. I want to point out that there are a couple of question marks about this Gator team that need to be addressed first, you might need more than a little luck to get there.
 
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KB5252 said:
I know we can't make it so I will wish another SEC team well and hope they represent the conference with a good showing. I want to point out that there are a couple of question marks about this Gator team that need to be addressed first, you might need more than a little luck to get there.
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Guy made this point to me Sunday watching the Bears game: The UT game was this year's Ole Miss wake up call. Hopefully the team realizes it needs to work a lot harder on some things to be successful.
 
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lawgator1 said:
Shirts ..... hmmmm... going to have to mull that one over. Tell you what, I'll get back to you on that, probably right after the trip to Pasadena in January.
In the meantime, if no one has any better ideas, you might consider taking them with you to your bowl game in Shreveport against La. Tech. Still some hurricane victims down there could use the help, I'm sure.
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"Object to the form of that statement. It assumes facts not yet in evidence." LG
 
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Great post JV! As a means of helping identify the owners, do the shirts look like they were designed to be worn with a nice pair of jorts?
 
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