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it seems steve spurrier died and actually went to heaven. god met him at the gate and told him he would accompany him to his mansion. spurrier was impressed. he didn't know for sure that there were mansions when someone went to heaven, but god assured him that they existed and proceeded to take himto his. as they approached, steve was very impressed. his mansion was twice the size of neyland stadium, over 1,000 rooms, gator flags flying everywhere, and a marching band out front playing the school's fight song, just plain beautiful beyond compare. however, in the distance, steve could see another manison. it was five times the size of his own, painted orange and white, ut flags flying everywhere, a larger marching band playing "rocky top" a huge halo glowing above it, and millions of lights shining down above the huge mansion. steve turned to god and said, "i didn't know that phillip fulmer died" god replied, "he didn't, that's my house!"
 
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I've heard a few different variations of that joke. Funny.

& welcome aboard.
 
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But I disagree with the joke. If God was such a big UT football fan then why havn't we accomplished anything in 10 years?
 
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