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#553
#553
put it up for auction. The kicker was when the car was being detailed, we found....
 
#554
#554
an X-14 Space Modulator which can create worm holes to travel to anytime or place. So obviously we activated it and set for.....
 
#557
#557
11/27/10-Neyland Stadium to see how the season had progressed and to catch the annual azz kicking of Kentucky. When we arrived, we were surprised to see
 
#558
#558
The KY coaching staff dressed in clown suits and every member of the POTSouthland doing the "Scotty Hopson" while in the power T formation. When the wilcats hit the field.......
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#559
#559
and Behr broke loose from Behr and starting chasing the Ky mascot until....
 
#561
#561
tail and sneaker surfed across the field and slid right into the KY Cheerleaders.The pile of humanity caused Behr to.....
 
#563
#563
speak in German while she cooked me dinner. Meanwhile....
 
#564
#564
she was working over Behr's bratworst to get it ready for insertion into the beer bath. Enjoying the moment he....
 
#565
#565
"happily ended" the preperation for the Beer & Brat Chowder, which was a good thing because the beer was way to hot and needed to cool down a bit. Never put a cold Brat in warm beer, you don't want the beer to have more of a Brat flavor than beer. 10 minutes later the Brat was ready for the bath so...........
 
#567
#567
this is a family site and this type of "cooking show" does not fall in that category. Now.....
 
#568
#568
behave yourself VIF...Darn. After a written apology to VN and a slap on the ...wrist we focused our attention on....
 
#569
#569
other threads because this could only get uglier when I start talking about my Bone-In Ribeye and Stuffed Clam combo recipe, which is not on the "Family Style" menu......
 
#570
#570
but is, I find, a staple at local strip club buffets. Along with $6 ice teas,(right Jhen). :) but anyway I looked down in the parking lot and I saw a.....
 
#571
#571
Limo with Smowkee, 3RTC, VIF and Hman inside, plotting to kidnap Behr and take him to the woods so they could.....
 
#572
#572
paint his willy like they do in Key West, but didn't have a micro-brush. So onto plan B which involves Trubblshooter getting a.....


(all in fun Behr)
 
#573
#573
tire tool to remove the condom from his willy so they could use a micro-brush to determine whose fingerprints and lips were completely covering said "willy" and......
 
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#574
#574
oh look... a hot blonde coming out of the woods carrying a rope and a wicker chair, I think she might....
 
#575
#575
have heard about my record in "wicker chair" spinning and wants to give a whirl. Maybe we should put the tire tool down and see.......
 
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