Festivus Report 2025

[rekinhavoc]

https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/FESTIVUS-2025-FINAL.pdf

 

[McDad]

I have a grievance that they only found 1.6T in waste.

 

[rekinhavoc]

I have a grievance that they only found 1.6T in waste.

Six Penny Plan sounds reasonable.


Congress: We would love to do this, but Trump got rid of the penny.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Does the report factor in the welfare programs Trump is pushing?

 

[C-south]

I have a grievance that they only found 1.6T in waste.

Settle it during feats of strength.

 

[rekinhavoc]

Maybe our scientists should lay off the devil's lettuce.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

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Maybe our scientists should lay off the devil's lettuce.

I made a post recently in the CC hoax thread and used studying dogs using Cocaine and which color of frogs had the most gays as my fictional examples of stupid crap we waste millions/billions of dollars studying at universities etc...usually linked to "climate change".

Its both hilarious and sad to learn that there actually are studies currently about dogs using Cocaine. Wtf is wrong with people.

 

[rekinhavoc]

I made a post recently in the CC hoax thread and used studying dogs using Cocaine and which color of frogs had the most gays as my fictional examples of stupid crap we waste millions/billions of dollars studying at universities etc...usually linked to "climate change".

Its both hilarious and sad to learn that there actually are studies currently about dogs using Cocaine. Wtf is wrong with people.

Lobbyists get you drunk and high on weed...." Hey, man do dogs do coke?" "I don't know. In the interest of national security, we should find out!"