Orange Death
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Look.
I’ve had this philosophy for a decade. Yeah. The whole time we’ve sucked.
It’s not moral. It’s not sportsmanlike. It’s probably traceable back to being from the south. Whatever.
The philosophy is this: If you can’t beat them- make them fear you. Make them pay a price for stepping into the field with you.
How? Play a little dirty. Take some penalties for targeting, late hits, rough the passer all night.
It’s like hockey. Pull some guys up from the practice squad and make them enforcers. When Billy Bob or Tyrone come onto the field people know someone’s getting clobbered.
I don’t want any kids permanently injured. I just want the entire team thanking god the game is over as their whole body aches.
Think Raiders. You don’t want to run out of bounds on their side. You might disappear and be found at the bottom of the river.
They would retaliate? Nah. Here’s why. They have way more to lose than we do. We aren’t playing for championships. We aren’t worried about the playoff. We’re playing to hurt you and take from you. That’s all.
You know what- maybe it’s a good thing I’m not a coach. I’d get arrested.
Yeah. Never mind.
Forget I said anything.
I’ve had this philosophy for a decade. Yeah. The whole time we’ve sucked.
It’s not moral. It’s not sportsmanlike. It’s probably traceable back to being from the south. Whatever.
The philosophy is this: If you can’t beat them- make them fear you. Make them pay a price for stepping into the field with you.
How? Play a little dirty. Take some penalties for targeting, late hits, rough the passer all night.
It’s like hockey. Pull some guys up from the practice squad and make them enforcers. When Billy Bob or Tyrone come onto the field people know someone’s getting clobbered.
I don’t want any kids permanently injured. I just want the entire team thanking god the game is over as their whole body aches.
Think Raiders. You don’t want to run out of bounds on their side. You might disappear and be found at the bottom of the river.
They would retaliate? Nah. Here’s why. They have way more to lose than we do. We aren’t playing for championships. We aren’t worried about the playoff. We’re playing to hurt you and take from you. That’s all.
You know what- maybe it’s a good thing I’m not a coach. I’d get arrested.
Yeah. Never mind.
Forget I said anything.