Favorite Sayings...

#101
#101
RhodeIslandVol said:
"We'll win this game. That's not the problem. I'm not worried about that. But letting these boys hang around ain't what we're about. I don't care if we're playing the Tennessee School for the Blind, you knock their dick in the dirt."

Haha that phrase is way to familiar! My coach said that all the time!
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#102
#102
"Just remember boys, youre always one interception away from a becoming pine jockey."

Qb's coach in high school. He'd use "pine jockey" over and over, but he would always tell us "all it would take is one interception."
 
#103
#103
When I coached at a 3A over here I remember what the head coach told the boys right before they went out to play the district championship game.

We'd had a pep ralley and the players all had sunglasses on and stupid hats on backwards and they were all full of themselves. Rap music was blareing and they were all just being really cocky.

He got em all in the locker room and told em something to the effect of "Yall all look life abunch sissy ****. You've been acting like that all week and its gonna show. You take that ******y crap on the field and you'll get youre **** kicked. And you know what, its gonna be fuuuuunnnnnnny!

They settled down by the 2nd qt, and went on to win by 28.
 
#104
#104
"Quit playing grabass out there"

"Quit playing switch" - Showing both thumbs in the air going from the butthole to the mouth and back.
 
#106
#106
My high school coach said, "When my wife leaves town I like to lie naked on the floor and listen to Pink Floyd in the dark." Not sure what that had to do with anything, but it's amusing nonetheless.
 
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#108
#108
I have heard coaches state:

"don't let the door hit ya where the god lord split ya" and "you're a$$ is grass and i'm the lawnmower"
 
#110
#110
When we were running suicides, my 6th grade bball coach would act like we were done and then say "OK, one for the Gipper" He explained to us the story about George Gipp, but when you are a 12 year old boy, you were just pissed that this Gipper man kept making us run more suicides.
 
#111
#111
I know this is awful, but I know a guy that got pissed at Brian Williams during a UF game a couple years ago and let him have it.

To quote this man: "Williams sucks. No hands. He couldn't catch a case of AIDS in Africa."

It was AWFUL!
 
#113
#113
One of my best friends played for Shirley Majors at Sewanee and tells the story about a lazy dolt whom Coach Majors was always trying to motivate by having him run laps, do push-ups, etc. Nothing worked and, finally, one afternoon, in the middle of practice, the kid just threw up his hands and yelled, "I quit!" To which Majors promptly replied, "Hell, Stevens, you never even STARTED, for God's sake!" True story.
 
#115
#115
My all-time fav

" I've been to state fair a worlds fair and a goat fu##ing but I've never seen anything like this"
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#116
#116
My high school football coach use to have a bunch of good sayings.
"You gotta earn your bicuits"
"Be a boy dog, not some little B----"
"thats as worthless as tits on a bullfrog"
"JJ you are the jumbo jet and Darian is the passenger. Dont let your passenger get hurt" in reference to our running back (Darian) and pulling gaurd (JJ).
 
#117
#117
born-n-raisedvol said:
All that build up for that first one? You had me excited I was going to get something good. :search:

The second one is a good one though :thumbsup:

I wish I could remember all of the things my high school baseball coaches came up with. Sad part is its only been 4 years...
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You had to be their for that one lol it was alot funnier in person, not at the time cause we were all scared of him haha, but in the locker room after practice we just kind of sat their in silence for a minute because we were all tired and one of the seniors blurted that phrase out and the locker room hit a fever pitch roar. DC was only about 5'5 or so but he can get plum red hot when he gets mad. You knew you were fixing to get a butt chewing when he took his visor off and said: "Come here honey." Insert alot of yelling after that phrase and you get the picture. :eek:k: He used that 2nd one countless times during my 4 years playing for him. He is the Head Coach now.
 
#118
#118
My coach once said to a reporter before a big ball game against a team that was alot bigger than we were,"Aw thats alright, we may be small, but we are slow".

A coach I once worked for as an assistant use to say,"Gosh dammitt, quit looking like Ned and the First Reader out there" I overheard a couple of the players talking: One asked 'hey, what is Ned and the First Reader?' The other player said,'I dont know but you dam sure dont want to look like him'.
 
#119
#119
When I got my first HS coaching job out of college at a team that was 3a and horrible,(you know the kind, that plays 6 homecoming games a year) we scheduled a mediocre 1a team in a scrimmage. They scored on 9 out of 10 plays vs our goalline defense from the 10. They dropped a wide open pass in the endzone for the only stop. I called my dad and he asked how the team was doing. I said, we are terrible. In fact, we will be lucky to win a game. He said, awe son Im sure there's some team out there that you can beat. Without thinking about my response," I said," no Dad, we are that team!" We laughed about that a lil while. On a brighter note, we did win 2 games that year.
 
#120
#120
A head coach I worked for was buying new weightroom equip for our fieldhouse because the weight bars were rusty and warped. He called a team meeting and said, 'boys we will not have to put up with this crap for long, we have new 1400 pound test weight bars coming'. I overheard one of the players talking to a teammate" Aint no one gonna be able to lift em" lol:)
 
#121
#121
Our high school QB said the following during a halftime after our coach was kicked out of the locker room for shooting up our RB with pain killers "Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it cause were scared, all were left with is an excuse; were always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - thats heroic. Lets be heroes."
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#122
#122
"Do it right, Do it light. Do it wrong, Do it long." which we all thought actually have meant....."Do it right, do it long. Do it wrong, do it longer" and my personal favorite...."What the hell are you thinking?!?! You just caused a cluster f*** for your runningback to run into!"
 
#123
#123
San Diego Vol said:
Our high school QB said the following during a halftime after our coach was kicked out of the locker room for shooting up our RB with pain killers "Now if we go out there, and we half-ass it cause were scared, all were left with is an excuse; were always gonna wonder. But if we go out there, and we give it absolutely everything - thats heroic. Lets be heroes."
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uummm didnt that happen in varsity blues?
 
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