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The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
-Christopher Walken (Pulp Fiction)

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
-Wedding Crashers

Gloria, I've been doing a lot of soul searching recently, and I think I'm ready to take this relationship, our relationship to the next level.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, I am so ready to take it to the next level.
Jeremy Grey: Really?
Gloria Cleary: Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?

And my favorite from wedding crashers:
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you.
 
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#2
"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?...EEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Dumb and Dumber
 
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Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
 
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#5
"Former groundskeeper...about to become......the Master's Champion....Cinderella story........"
 
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Doc Holiday: playing the piano
cowboy: HEY, IS THAT OLD DOG TREY?
Doc Holiday: Who?
cowboy: You know old, Old Susanna, Camp Town Races.....Stephen STINKIN Foster!
Doc Holiday: Well this happens to be an actor.
cowboy: Who which is....?
Doc Holiday: You know....Fredrick f%$*#ing Chopin.

from Tombstone.
 
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#10
"Lepetomane throughway, whatll that a$$hole think of next, someone better go back and get a $hi* load of dimes
 
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As the possee rolls up to a crossing that cost a dime to cross in the movie Blazing Saddles:

Slim Pickens: "Ohhhhhh hell, someone's gonna have to go back to town and get a s^(% load of dimes"
 
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Gunnery drill Sgt. from Full Metal Jacket:



Private Pyle has dishonored himself and the platoon and I have failed to motivate him. So from now on when private Pyle %^$&* up I will not punish him, I will punish all of you. And the way I see it ladies you owe me for 1 jelly doughnut...ON YOUR FACES!
 
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#17
"People on 'ludes should not drive."

Jeff Spicoli
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
 
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#18
The next person that says shananagans is gonna get pistol whipped.
Hey Farvra whats the name of that place you like to go?
You mean shanagans?
<hands the chief a pistol>
 
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"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles in which every man of every faith can embrace.... do not push the bounds and crossover. But if you do, one day you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish" - Boondock Saints

It's shortened but it's great
 
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"I dont care who your daddy is. I dont care what the last coach promised you. I dont care what kinda all-confrence bullsh!t you were last year. We gonna work now. Coaches, gasers!"

-Bear Bryant
from Junction Boys
 
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justingroves said:
"Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles in which every man of every faith can embrace.... do not push the bounds and crossover. But if you do, one day you will see we three. And on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish" - Boondock Saints

It's shortened but it's great
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"And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."

"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."

"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."

"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god.
 
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#23
[on Pickett]
Lieutenant General James Longstreet: His record at West Point is still the talk of both armies. He graduated last in his class, dead last. Quite a feat, when you consider his classmates.

Gettysburg
 
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