Favorite Cliches

[Behr]

I'll have my steak so rare that a skilled veterinarian could save it.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

My grandmother use to always say " That's what the old woman said when she pissed in the ocean". I don't even know WTH that's even supposed to mean.

 

[Behr]

Hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock.

Hotter than a Mexican orgy in a Jalapeño field in August.

 

[Quaint88]

There's enough dirt in there to grow taters.

 

[Behr]

That's sexier than TRM in shorts wearing different colored socks.

 

[Guest]

 

[malinoisvol]

Use to walk 10 miles to school one way uphill in the snow with no shoes on

*both ways

 

[Behr]

*both ways

Good call.

I don't pay much attention to posters with screen names like that anyway.

 

[malinoisvol]

"Wrong Hole!"

 

[GreveHaller]

I'll have my steak so rare that a skilled veterinarian could save it.

mine is

restore the body temperature

 

[Orangeslice13]

When life gives you ****, you make cool aid.
Samuel L Jackson