Favorite Cliches

[malinoisvol]

That guy was grin'n like a dog passing a peach pit!

 

[Behr]

Happy as a puppy with two peters.

 

[Behr]

Grinnin like a donkey with a mouth full of briars/barbed wire.

 

[Slydell]

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

 

[GreveHaller]

As broke as a convict

 

[joevol33]

Like the monkey said when he got his tail cut off by the lawnmower, it won't be long now.

 

[Behr]

Like the monkey said when he got his tail cut off by the lawnmower, it won't be long now.

Tha hell is a monkey doing with a lawnmower in the jungle?

 

[NEVolFan]

Busier than a one legged man in an asz kicking contest.

 

[NEVolFan]

Dumber than a box of hammers.

 

[joevol33]

Tha hell is a monkey doing with a lawnmower in the jungle?

Grass grows everywhere!

 

[NEVolFan]

Dam it all... said the Beaver.

 

[joevol33]

Twss

 

[Jax_Vol]

Dumber than a box of hammers.

It is what it is

 

[Behr]

I'll beat you like a Sunday mornin woody.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Like a sore peter you just can’t beat it

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Brick by brick. No wait! You said favorite. Nvm! Carry on

 

[malinoisvol]

He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

 

[malinoisvol]

Your failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for me (or some variation)

 

[Orangeslice13]

Your failure to plan does not constitute an emergency for me (or some variation)

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.

 

[Behr]

To have chicken any better than this, you'd have to be a rooster.

 

[malinoisvol]

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

 

[malinoisvol]

It ain't easy being cheesey!

 

[malinoisvol]

You made your bed. Now you have to sleep on it.

 

[malinoisvol]

It always comes out in the wash.

 

[Orangeslice13]

We get closer every time the wheels go around