Are you a Leprechaun?
As for farts on elevators, I have experienced the worst possible IMO. On a trip to DC the wife and I get an opportunity to go up into the Washington monument. Wonderful site, however on the long, slow elevator trip back down, the operator stops the elevator every 10 feet or so to let people see out through the windows all the stones donated by all
the different states that were used to build the monument. Meanwhile, some jackwad
college kid let the worst azz-blast stink bomb I have ever been assaulted with. The 30 or so passengers were all trapped in for the ride and were gasping and gagging all the way down, while the perpetrator laughed his azz off. When the doors opened, everyone scrambled to get out and the kid hauled azz or would have been beaten to death by the crowd after we regained consciousness.:birgits_giggle: