Farting can be dangerous!

[VolFaninFla]

Woman badly burned after farting during surgery | New York Post

Poor woman.
Gas-X before this type of surgery may be a good thing.

 

[joevol33]

I saw that on Facebook.

 

[gordonr24]

This would happen to me.

 

[VolsSportsFan]

Then call me James Bond.

 

[GAVol]

This would happen to me.

Farting or surgery on your cervix?

 

[gordonr24]

Farting or surgery on your cervix?

Hmm....I'd have to say the former.

 

[utchs81]

Obviously she was a "blue flamer"
:lolabove:

 

[VolFaninFla]

Obviously she was a "blue flamer"
:lolabove:

I had to look that one up. Funny

 

[VolsSportsFan]

That really stinks for her.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Farting or surgery on your cervix?

Screen name is gordan24... 51% chance cervix.

 

[Orange Daddy]

I'm over 60 and I NEVER TRUST A FART..

 

[alwaysvol]

I'm a ticking Time Bomb.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Thread needs a good dose of Beano.

 

[joevol33]

Thread needs a good dose of Beano.

Beano now, beano gas later.

 

[Tin Man]

I'm over 60 and I NEVER TRUST A FART..

:hi:

 

[Biopsyman]

While wearing white pants

 

[VolDaddy87]

Screen name is gordan24... 51% chance cervix.

:lolabove:
Anyone but Gordon as I always say. Well, now it's anyone but Busch.

 

[Biopsyman]

Wet ones cause no spark

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

I'm over 60 and I NEVER TRUST A FART..

Ever pass up a bathroom or waste a ****-on?