Euphemisms For "the Deed"

[9296potsguy]

Some of my favorites:

Poundin' the Postropedic
Punchin' the Munchkin
Parking the pink Cadillac
and my all-time fav---- Taking the skinboat to Tunatown!

Please add any that you know to expand my limited vocabulary.
:spank: Did anyone else ever notice the smilie getting spanked seems to be enjoying it? :question:

 

[checkerboard_charly]

dont know where u guys get this stuff. :dunno:

 

[OWB]

What in the world 9296? Sleeping on the couch are ya?

 

[9296potsguy]

I have too much spare time on my "hands", and the wife is working late.

 

[toddbond007]

hope the baby isnt watchin... might pick up a few pointers eh???

 

[9296potsguy]

He's 3 years old now, about the time he's becoming aware of what's going on.

 

[toddbond007]

go to the private room then... dont burn his retinas...

 

[volinbham]

How about Riding the Baloney Pony

 

[volinbham]

Stop me when I've gone too far...

Gettin' some stanky for my hangdown.

 

[volinbham]

As Mojo Nixon said in refence to MTV VJ Martha Quinn

Stuffin' Martha's Muffin

 

[volinbham]

Danny Devito in Ruthless People

A poke in the whiskers

 

[9296potsguy]

good ones, keep 'em comin (no pun intended)

 

[redneckdave]

playing with the box the baby came in

bumpin uglies

 

[volmanjr]

knockin the toejam outta the cameltoe

 

[volmanjr]

missionary mambo

 

[9296potsguy]

Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 20, 2005 7:35 AM
knockin the toejam outta the cameltoe

:lol:

I really like that one!

 

[9296potsguy]

Originally posted by volinbham@Apr 19, 2005 9:14 PM
As Mojo Nixon said in refence to MTV VJ Martha Quinn

Stuffin' Martha's Muffin

Wow I haven't heard Mojo in a while. My old roommate used to listen to him all the time. I was more of a Southern Culture on the Skids "Dirt Track Date" kind of guy.

 

[volmanjr]

injecting her with peter poisoning ....side effects can be swelling of the belly

 

[dan4vols]

as john lovitt said in 'a league of our own' give the wife the 'pickle tickle'

 

[Vols4life]

Originally posted by volmanjr@Apr 20, 2005 7:35 AM
knockin the toejam outta the cameltoe

:dlol: lol: :dlol: lol: :dlol:

 

[LadyinOrange]

This thread wins the Totally Worthless Thread of the Year award.


:shakehead:

Some things just aren't meant to be discussed on an internet message board.

:bad:

 

[Freak]

Can't be worse than the man thread. :flush:

 

[LadyinOrange]

Yes it can. And is.

:bash:

 

[milohimself]

Well that's YOUR opinion.

 

[Freak]

Originally posted by LadyinOrange@May 9, 2005 12:41 AM
Yes it can. And is.

:bash:

can't and isn't. :spank: