ESPN's Thoughts from the Trailer Trash

#26
#26
Never underestimate the human capcity for stupidity-

Unless, of course, you actually want to be happy with yourself, in which case you should underestimate it with all your heart and soul.
 
#27
#27
Can anybody contribute to this thread? If so:

"As I slide down the bannister of life, I'll remember my first wife as the splinter in my a$$.
 
#31
#31
Tragedy is when you slice your hand making dinner.

Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and break your neck.
 
#33
#33
The problem with the Tower of Babel was that they forget to assign somebody to keep God distracted.
 
#40
#40
mis·ceg·e·na·tion n.
The interbreeding of different races or of persons of different racial backgrounds.
  1. Cohabitation, sexual relations, or marriage involving persons of different races.
  2. A mixture or hybridization: “There was musical miscegenation at a time when segregation was the common rule” (Don McLeese).
 
#44
#44
Life is a bowl of Jerries

Just go ahead and French someone. Maybe they'll think you're a genius.
 
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