Epically Important Song Lyrics

[rocytop2624]

Transformers it's more than meets the eye

 

[malinoisvol]

Transformers it's more than meets the eye

Robots in the sky.

 

[malinoisvol]

Reah out! Reach out and touch someone.
Reach out! Reach out and just say Hi.

 

[malinoisvol]

Hit it Hal
Their so Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside
Golden, flaky, tender, cakey outside
Wrap the inside in the outside
Is it good? Darn tootin'!
Doing the big Fig Newton
Here's the tricky part
The big Fig Newton!

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

If it weren't for kids have you ever thought
There wouldn't be no Santa Claus
Or look what the stork just brought thank god for kids
And we'd all live in a quiet house without Big Bird or Mickey Mouse
And cool-Aid on the couch thank god for kids
Thank god for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why?
The nearest thing to heaven is a child
Daddy, how does this thing fly?
And a hundred other where's and whys
You really don't know but you try thank god for kids
When you look down in those trusting eyes that look to you, you realize
There's a love that you can't buy thank god for kids
Thank god for kids there's magic for a while
A special kind of sunshine in a smile
Do you ever stop to think or wonder why?
The nearest thing to heaven is a child
When you get down on your knees
Tonight to thank the Lord for His guiding light
And pray they turn out right thank god for kids mmm thank god for kids

 

[malinoisvol]

I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue Bananas
Taste the best and are best for you

 

[VolInNorthCack]

What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs and makes a slinkity sound?
A spring, a spring, a marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it's Slinky.

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack, And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good.
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log log log log

 

[malinoisvol]

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz
Oh what a relief it is.

 

[Behr]

Put the lime in the Coke you nut, you drink em both together
Put the lime in the Coke you nut...
Now let me get this straight
You put the lime in the Coke you nut you drink em both up
Put the lime in the Coke you nut and drink em both together
Put the lime in the Coke you nut then you'll feel better
Put the lime in the Coke you nut and drink em both up
Put the lime in the Coke you nut and drink em both together
Wow! this is coke, with lime

 

[malinoisvol]

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea

 

[Behr]

I'm a pepper you're a pepper he's a pepper we're a pepper wouldn't you like to be a pepper to.

 

[malinoisvol]

He was raised with country sunshine
On a farm in Tennessee
He'll be great for the Volunteer State
And for people like you and me

 

[malinoisvol]

Clogging up the byways, clogging up the hiways. Lord! There ain't no lower class
Than Tennessee Trash!

- 1976 PSA anti littering campaign

 

[malinoisvol]

I was truck'n bread in Northern Pine Knott
Had a road full of holes bout to bust my shocks

 

[malinoisvol]

Breaker 1 9. Is anybody there?
Come on back truckers and talk to Teddy Bear.

 

[volfanbill]

Breaker 1 9. Is anybody there?
Come on back truckers and talk to Teddy Bear.

I never understood why this song gets left out of "saddest country song". It's the saddest by miles and miles.

 

[GordonC]

He was raised with country sunshine
On a farm in Tennessee
He'll be great for the Volunteer State
And for people like you and me

I had that old Ray Blanton campaign song on an mp3 once and have no clue where it wound up
"We need a ray of Blanton sunshine" HA
Edit: Tryin to remember - He's a man of all the people / He'll treat us fahr and equal / Oh we need a ray. . . .
I think that's how it went
Been a day or two
Good stuff

 

[NorCalVol67]

I had that old Ray Blanton campaign song on an mp3 once and have no clue where it wound up
"We need a ray of Blanton sunshine" HA
Edit: Tryin to remember - He's a man of all the people / He'll treat us fahr and equal / Oh we need a ray. . . .
I think that's how it went
Been a day or two
Good stuff

I remember the Pardon me Ray parody sung to the tune of Chattanooga Choo Choo.

We did a field trip to capital around that time and as soon as we walked in I was belting it out.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Conjunction junction what’s your function?

 

[Orangeslice13]

When your ten gallon hat is feeling 5 gallons flat, I hanker for a hunka cheese.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I’m just a bill yes I’m only a Bill and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill.

 

[BigO95]

I'd rather have Jesus than silver or gold,
I'd rather be His than have riches untold;
I'd rather have Jesus than houses or lands,
I'd rather be led by His nail-pierced hand.

Than to be the king of a vast domain
or be held in sin's dread sway.
I'd rather have Jesus than anything
This world affords today.



I'd rather have Jesus than men's applause,
I'd rather be faithful to His dear cause;
I'd rather have Jesus than worldwide fame,
I'd rather be true to His holy name.

Then to be the king of a vast domain
or be held in sin's dread sway.
I'd rather have Jesus than anything
This world affords today.

He's fairer than lilies of rarest bloom,
He's sweeter than honey from out the comb;
He's all that my hungering spirit needs,
I'd rather have Jesus and let Him lead.

Than to be the king of a vast domain
or be held in sin's dread sway.
I'd rather have Jesus than anything
This world affords today.

 

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[82_VOL_83]

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