Endzone Answers All Of Your Medicare and SS Questions

[theFallGuy]

I hope we can all help the older Zoners with their retirement questions here.

SS question? We got you

Medicare? Good luck with that

All other questions may or may not be routed to Customer Care in Mumbai

 

[Behr]

Lulz.

 

[hmanvolfan]

 

[theFallGuy]

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that's not very good customer service. @82_VOL_83 and @malinoisvol have lot's of questions to be answered

 

[hmanvolfan]

that's not very good customer service. @82_VOL_83 and @malinoisvol have lot's of questions to be answered

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Use SS for food and utilities and 401K for hookers and blow...

 

[theFallGuy]

Use SS for food and utilities and 401K for hookers and blow...

I feel like this is the kind of advice some of our older posters need to navigate retirement

 

[theFallGuy]

I've been investing my 401k in a "CharlieSheenFund" specifically for that purpose

 

[Nooga]

I heard @joevol33 thinks he isn’t eligible for Social Security cause he’s an introvert.

Oh Chit. Madderinhail

 

[theFallGuy]

 

[malinoisvol]

Whippersnapperzzz

 

[joevol33]

I heard @joevol33 thinks he isn’t eligible for Social Security cause he’s an introvert.

Oh Chit. Madderinhail

 

[NorCalVol67]

Use SS for food and utilities and 401K for hookers and blow...

Solid advice.

 

[YankeeVol]

I heard @joevol33 thinks he isn’t eligible for Social Security cause he’s an introvert.

Oh Chit. Madderinhail

I heard it's because they can't see him below the counter

 

[LouderVol]

Use SS for food and utilities and 401K for hookers and blow...

the day I retire I am going to cash in my entire 401k and go buy lotto tickets. I am sure to be a billionaire with this strategy. with how many tickets I buy I am guaranteed to win.

 

[YankeeVol]

the day I retire I am going to cash in my entire 401k and go buy lotto tickets. I am sure to be a billionaire with this strategy. with how many tickets I buy I am guaranteed to win.

Sound strategy. I like it

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Will I feel more secure socially after 65 or 67?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Will I feel more secure socially after 65 or 67?

You should feel secure socially all the time, this is Merica (well as long as yore a legal dude).

 

[GordonC]

I heard it's because they can't see him below the counter

but dey know he's therruh bc....nm
Groce liljo

 

[theFallGuy]

Will I feel more secure socially after 65 or 67?

Work until your 85 for full benefits. Then die at 86

 

[82_VOL_83]

Work until your 85 for full benefits. Then die at 86

Keep paying your taxes. Daddy needs a new rifle!

 

[Behr]

Daddy?

Creepy.

 

[theFallGuy]

Daddy?

Creepy.

Lulz. Wtf

 

[Behr]

Lulz. Wtf

 

[95 Vol Alum]

@BigOrangeMojo do strip clubs cash SS checks?