Dumist Zone Poster...Poled

[Behr]

And he picked the right one! Jessica alba is hot! @Souce

No, he didn't.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Erry alter can't be me, gais.....



Or can it???

Rocytop26245671790 thinks I’m everybody. Welcome to the club.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Conway Twitty removed his vote for me.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Tweeder dee & tweeder dum

 

[Souce]

Dun skeert him off I reckon

 

[Behr]

*Her

 

[NorCalVol67]

*she

 

[Tweeder]

Researching Conway Twitty. Don’t get that one.

 

[Behr]

*she

I sensed a submissive librarian type that is probably lonely and looking for some company. Much like Gob several years ago, before she turned into a mean ole nasty slut.

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[VolNExile]

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You hired a new housekeeper?

 

[Behr]

Researching Conway Twitty. Don’t get that one.

Tweeder / Twitty

So, how you dewin?

 

[Behr]

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Who is that @PEPPERJAX ?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Who is that @PEPPERJAX ?

She needs to have her hair colored.

 

[Behr]

She needs to have her hair colored.

Seriously. Isn't that the Asian porn star Asa or Asia Carerra or something like that?

 

[PEPPERJAX]

I will go do some uh....research.

 

[GordonC]

I will go do some uh....art appreciation research.

FIFY

 

[Tweeder]

Tweeder / Twitty

So, how you dewin?

Oh. Guess I was overthinking it. Disappointed.

 

[volfanbill]

Oh. Guess I was overthinking it. Disappointed.

Lesson one: never overthink anything here. I mean Rusty will confuse you sometimes, but it’s not worth figuring out. Everything else is straight and simple. ‘Cept for fall guy. He’s only the latter

 

[Behr]

Oh. Guess I was overthinking it. Disappointed.

What are you wearing?

 

[Tweeder]

What are you wearing?

More than you probably

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What are you wearing?

I’ll be disappointed if it’s not this

 

[GordonC]

I’ll be disappointed if it’s not this
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Or maybe this:

 

[theFallGuy]

Joe has 4 votes, TFG has 15.

That’s gotta burn.

approximately 8 votes are Sauce alters and Fake95 doesn't count. Also we don't accept rasis asian votes so disqualify Mikey

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm in the minority, I don't think all these are you. You're not smart enough to do an altar!

oh lord. An altar is what they have in church Joe