Duckit

[BadJerry20]

I got 2 nuts!

And now you get one stfu

 

[BadJerry20]

*Haids

Haids eats your bawls?

 

[heartvols]

Why do I keep leaving out words?

You have assburgers brah.

 

[DuckIt]

Can we call you Suckit?

Sure. What it lacks in cleverness, it makes up for it with succinctness. And I've been called that before. Usually while my head is strategically placed betwixt the thighs of some woman whose name I am incapable of recalling. Stephanie, I think. Very imbreastive, introverted in public, high cheek bones. Probably Russian.

 

[DuckIt]

Tell us more about Applebee's .

It's a vapid black hole of gastronomy where flavor and inventiveness go to die.

 

[BadJerry20]

You have assburgers brah.

Fawk!

 

[DuckIt]

Rubber Ducky why do you know so much about A&Ms team history? Are you a closet Aggie, or are you in that closet for other reasons?

I'm a college football fan. I know a lot about many different teams. When I'm not reading Machiavelli or Proust or touching up on Central European or Venetian history, and when I'm not plundering the reproductive canals of women, or traveling around the world, you can find me balls deep in the...annals...of college football history.

I also hate Texas and Oklahoma. I always looked for aTm and TT to embarrass them. I didn't get to experience that schadenfreude often enough.

 

[heartvols]

Alter.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lulz

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Alter.

Prolly

 

[VolGirlinGA]

Alter.

Nailedit

 

[Orangeslice13]

Alter.

Oregon fan.
Decided to stay.

 

[DuckIt]

He and I went back and forth. He brought some solid game for sure. Caught me off guard to be honest. I think it's cool to have another "outsider" here and he's earned my respect. Roll with it dear. It's all good.

Thank you, sir. Expect nothing less. We are always ready to battle. And you should be scared. Very scared...

 

[BadJerry20]

I'm a college football fan. I know a lot about many different teams. When I'm not reading Machiavelli or Proust or touching up on Central European or Venetian history, and when I'm not plundering the reproductive canals of women, or traveling around the world, you can find me balls deep in the...annals...of college football history.

I also hate Texas and Oklahoma. I always looked for aTm and TT to embarrass them. I didn't get to experience that schadenfreude often enough.

Could somebody read this and tell me what it says. I saw anals and balls deep and gave up. TIA

 

[theFallGuy]

wtf

 

[Hobock]

5* thread, Slice...

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ducktape, do you pee in the shower?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Is a ducks ass really water tight?

 

[Wickerhead]

Is a ducks ass really water tight?

Yes, especially around the oil bump.

 

[TXA&M07]

So like one day out of the season? Not too bad. I've got a sheet load of tech stuff that's never been worn!

You still have my address??

 

[DuckIt]

Could somebody read this and tell me what it says. I saw anals and balls deep and gave up. TIA

No sir. Annals, not anals.

 

[BadJerry20]

Sure. What it lacks in cleverness, it makes up for it with succinctness. And I've been called that before. Usually while my head is strategically placed betwixt the thighs of some woman whose name I am incapable of recalling. Stephanie, I think. Very imbreastive, introverted in public, high cheek bones. Probably Russian.

So a Russian called you suckit while you were between their legs? Do you know little kitty?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yes, especially around the oil bump.

Question wasn't for you Prickerhead!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You still have my address??

Don't think so. Why?

 

[DuckIt]

Ducktape, do you pee in the shower?

Hell yeah! I love peeing in the shower. I like peeing without hands, in general. I still find myself drunk Friday nights pissing in my yard because I simply can't be bothered with aiming.