Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

[VolFan32]

Good lord this place is trashy as ****

 

[heartvols]

I bet that place is crawling with trashy sloots.

 

[blupotato]

WTF calling trashy? Heart will gouge your eyeballs out.

 

[VolFan32]

I bet that place is crawling with trashy sloots.

Yep. Tons

 

[heartvols]

He's talking about Cotton Eye Joe, foo!

 

[heartvols]

Ratchet.

 

[heartvols]

Triflin'

 

[blupotato]

He's talking about Cotton Eye Joe, foo!

Ok then. Just needed to check himself before he wrecked his self.

 

[VolFan32]

Ok then. Just needed to check himself before he wrecked his self.

I have nothing but respect for the womens. Except the ones here who look like they've had a trip around the block like a thousand times.

 

[heartvols]

We got a badass up in here.

 

[VolFan32]

***damn right

 

[heartvols]

I have nothing but respect for the womens. Except the ones here who look like they've had a trip around the block like a thousand times.

What made you decide to go to CEJ tonight?

Are you looking for a human female to take home tonight?

 

[VolFan32]

What made you decide to go to CEJ tonight?

Are you looking for a human female to take home tonight?

I got drunk. Can't drive. Buddy wanted to come here.

 

[VolFan32]

A girl just walked by that couldn't be older than 15. Poor girl.

 

[heartvols]

Fake ID?

 

[VolFan32]

Fake ID?

Had to be.

 

[heartvols]

See how many phone numbers you can get tonight.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf is going on in hurr?

 

[hmanvolfan]

See how many phone numbers you can get tonight.

What's your phone number?

 

[heartvols]

(615) 898-7770

 

[heartvols]

^ Police Dept

 

[hmanvolfan]

^ Police Dept

You locked up in the hoosegow? hmy: lol:

 

[blupotato]

This is the azzhat I had to listen to on my river cruise yesterday. See what you think.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_nXskbx7Fc[/youtube]

 

[rmsmith]

wwuuuzup

 

[heartvols]

I think I would have jumped off the boat.