Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

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#5,032
hmanvolfan said:
Six hour drive ain't exactly close.
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That's about how long I'm on the road one way when I go. Two years ago I left out that morning for the Georgia game. I was planning on spending the night and heading back on Sunday morning. The game pissed me off so much I ended up coming home after the game. I would have done the same this year at the Florida game, but I already had paid for the room.
 
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#5,036
hmanvolfan said:
That's pretty damn funny fappy. Made me think of a sign somebody at work posted in the bathroom. Somebody had been missing the toilet and our operations manager put a sign over the toilet telling whoever had been pissing on the floor to stop it and clean it up if they did it again (made me think hobock had been in there). Went in there today and somebody posted a new sign that said "you'll never catch me" and signed it Jack the Dripper. Brought a tear to my eye thinking that had to have been a zoner who did that.
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Someone at an old workplace used to miss more than they hit. The old woman that cleaned the building hung a sign over the urinal that said "stand closer, it's shorter than you realize."
 
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#5,040
KappinSpaulding said:
Someone at an old workplace used to miss more than they hit. The old woman that cleaned the building hung a sign over the urinal that said "stand closer, it's shorter than you realize."
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Makes me think about the place I worked at years ago. There was an older lady who worked as a custodian there. She went into clean the men's restroom one day when she suddenly came out with a shatty pair of underwear dangling from the handle of her broom. She kept yelling, "Whose are these? Whose are these?" She wanted management to do an underwear check on all of the men there but they refused.
True story.
 
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#5,043
Doyle Hargraves said:
Makes me think about the place I worked at years ago. There was an older lady who worked as a custodian there. She went into clean the men's restroom one day when she suddenly came out with a shatty pair of underwear dangling from the handle of her broom. She kept yelling, "Whose are these? Whose are these?" She wanted management to do an underwear check on all of the men there but they refused.
True story.
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Some people are just slobs.
 
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#5,044
Doyle Hargraves said:
Makes me think about the place I worked at years ago. There was an older lady who worked as a custodian there. She went into clean the men's restroom one day when she suddenly came out with a shatty pair of underwear dangling from the handle of her broom. She kept yelling, "Whose are these? Whose are these?" She wanted management to do an underwear check on all of the men there but they refused.
True story.
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Did you eventually get caught?
 
#5,046
#5,046
cheers to everyone, even that azzhat 3*.

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