Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

[joeydupree]

Hopefully not I! Sorry bro

 

[Orangeslice13]

Might have me a few tonight. Who's gonna be up late?

You slept past noon. No wonder you're not tired

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I was up at 10:15am. Didn't go to bed until 1:00am. Gf is working late shift so I'm gonna have a few. Have to get the liver warmed up for Friday and Saturday. Heading to Arlington to watch the Rangers.

 

[joeydupree]

I went to bed after 2am and was up a lil after 5. Tex, stfu...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Get outta here with your sober azz.

 

[hmanvolfan]

And go to bed.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I went to bed after 2am and was up a lil after 5. Tex, stfu...

That makes you stupid for not going to bed earlier.

 

[joeydupree]

I had sumn going on and da braves went extra innings...

That makes u stupid for being a stupid mfr

 

[rockytop114]

Im seeeiinng dooublle

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I ain't got 3 baby momma's. Think that speaks for itself, brah!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I ain't got 3 baby momma's. Think that speaks for itself, brah!

I got one.
Two babies

 

[joeydupree]

I ain't got 3 baby momma's. Think that speaks for itself, brah!

What does that shyt even mean?

 

[hmanvolfan]

What does that shyt even mean?

He saying you a ho.

 

[rockyvols]

What does that shyt even mean?

Gigalo!! Da man!

 

[rockyvols]

Tex hows the ol lady?

 

[joeydupree]

Having 3 bm's ain't even the tip of the iceburg

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Tex hows the ol lady?

She's good brah! How's your ol lady?

 

[rockyvols]

She's good brah! How's your ol lady?

Good. Yours aint comin to bama game right?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yeah, she's coming. First timer, never even been to TN.

 

[theFallGuy]

Yeah, she's coming. First timer, never even been to TN.

fawk u say?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I know, right!

 

[theFallGuy]

* bourbon

 

[rockyvols]

Yeah, she's coming. First timer, never even been to TN.

Dayum. Will be a great experiance. Takin her to cades cove an gatlinburg an all? Wish we had more time to an money to stay so me b wife could ride over there

 

[Chad003]

Seems like the right time to post here...

Drunk now & was Sunday night. Monday I was pleasantly reminded of what I did the night before. I would rather not remember some of those things. I may have been the life of the party but sober me would have never done what I was told I did. I have absolutely no memory of that night.

 

[rockyvols]

Wtf. You were prolly on bf3 all weekend!