Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

[Doyle Hargraves]

If my inlaws were staying at my house, I would live at the bar.

 

[Wickerhead]

Inlaws=too many damn questions

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

If my inlaws were staying at my house, I would live at the bar.

"I've got swinging doors a juke box and a bar stool. I gave up my home to see you satisfied. I just called to let you know where I'll be. It's not much but I feel welcome here inside" Merle Haggard

 

[rmsmith]

If my inlaws were staying at my house, I would live at the bar.

I pretty much did

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I know it's cliche to say you hate your mother in law, but mine is literally bat sheet crazy.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I know it's cliche to say you hate your mother in law, but mine is literally bat sheet crazy.

Mine had a stroke and is now like a 10yr old. She hated me before, now only half the time she remembers.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Oh mine hates me!
I'm talking to the point of trying to split me and my wife up multiple times hate.
The feeling is mutual, of course.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Somebody put roofies in ya drank.

I wouldn't doubt it the way I felt. It's just cause I left my hair in a ponytail all night tho

 

[rmsmith]

I wouldn't doubt it the way I felt. It's just cause I left my hair in a ponytail all night tho

Eggh. Hate it when that happens

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Eggh. Hate it when that happens

;-)

 

[Jax_Vol]

I wouldn't doubt it the way I felt. It's just cause I left my hair in a ponytail all night tho

Nah, it's cause you got that rounded bottom spanked yesterday

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Who's drinking today?

 

[Hobock]

Pepsi Max. I'm on duty.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Not me. Go Z Bo in the all star game.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Wtf!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Pepsi Max. I'm on duty.

Are you Jack the Dripper?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm obligated to say, Pepsi sucks! My brother is a Coke dealer, for realz! Lulz

 

[Hobock]

Are you Jack the Dripper?

I don't get the reference.

 

[rockyvols]

I'm obligated to say, Pepsi sucks! My brother is a Coke dealer, for realz! Lulz

Thas what id tell everyone when they ask what i do for living. Coke dealer! Lulz what up brah,

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Oh he does, he/we get a kick out of it too. He's actually a regional manager, major dealer, brah!

 

[Hobock]

I'm obligated to say, Pepsi sucks! My brother is a Coke dealer, for realz! Lulz

I'm a switch-hitter. If I want a real "Coke", I go with Coke.

Diet Pepsi and Pepsi Max > Diet Coke and Coke Zero, IMO.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Any Coke employee caught with a brand other than Coke, gets fired on the spot! Srs bizznezz, brah!

 

[rockyvols]

I'm a switch-hitter. If I want a real "Coke", I go with Coke.

Diet Pepsi and Pepsi Max > Diet Coke and Coke Zero, IMO.

Dont drink soft drinks but if i had a choice id go pepsi. Think we had a thread waaay back on this coke vs pepsi

 

[Hobock]

Dont drink soft drinks but if i had a choice id go pepsi. Think we had a thread waaay back on this coke vs pepsi

Bump that shizz, brah. I'm mobilized.

 

[rockyvols]

Any Coke employee caught with a brand other than Coke, gets fired on the spot! Srs bizznezz, brah!

Dayumm, so the coke guy in commercial that drink the pepsi was srsly trollin us. Damn paid actors.