Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

Like I said guys its a long story, but I will say this only one guy hit (blindsided) me but there was about 8 other guys that had his back so I couldn't fight back.
 
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Y'all asked for it here it is.

This drunk girl comes out of nowhere and starts talking crap to this girl (who didn't do anything to her) they start arguing, then the drunk girl pushed my cousin because she was trying to break it up, my cousins boyfriend saw it and got pissed and started yelling at her, then this guy comes up and was ready to fight but nothing happened my cousins boyfriend goes outside to cool off. Next thing I know I walk outside and see the girls dad with a peace of wood in his hand telling him to leave, so we was walking him to his car and the dad was still talking ish, all of a sudden they start fighting we break it up and everything's good then I see the drunk girl fighting my cousin, so I go to break it up and as I do the girl fell to the ground. So my cousin and her boyfriend leave so its just me and a bunch of people I don't know, her dad walks up to me and said you hit my daughter(which I didn't) you get the F off my property, and then I say OR WHAT that's when all these guys start getting in my face telling me to leave or their gonna kick my a**. So I was like alright I'mma get my beer and go, got my beer and was walking to my truck they still was talking ish so I turned around and said "y'all lucky I don't have my boys with me or I'd kick y'all's a**." They walk to my truck and surround me saying why don't you do it now? I was like its 1 on 8 I'd get my a** kicked, then the drunk girl runs up and was yelling "he didn't hit me, he didnt hit me, he was breaking up the fight and I fell." But her dad wasn't hearing it, so I said I'm leaving. I turned around grabbed my keys out of my pocket go to unlock my truck next thing I know I got hit by the dad 4-5 times(while my back was turned) in the side of my face, I dropped my keys fell to a knee got up turned around grinned at him got my keys unlocked my truck got in then I said, "f*** y'all my name is Blake Flesher if any of y'all want it just holler at me." And then I drove off.

I know this is the ultimate cool story bro.

P.S. it was her house that's why her dad was there.
 
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Two strippers watched me and my wife have sex tonight. Tequila, Jagermeister, Vodka, pot and cocaine were involved. A trip to Pier One, Lowes and Harbor Freight will be on my "list of things to do" tomorrow.
 
I see why you were breaking up the fight, Blake. Why did you say "Or What" when the dad asked you to leave his property? It should have went something like this "I'm leaving, I don't want any trouble. I was just trying to break up the fight".

Maybe a little sh!t talking would have continued, but it sounds as though you brought on yourself. I dunno, I'm just going by your statement.
 
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The dad said to leave his property. Ok so you better stfu and leave.... amirite? If I tell someone to leave my property they better gtfo and don't say "or what".
 
Y'all are right I should've left but I was drunk and pissed(not a good excuse I know) but what makes me mad is he hit me when my back was turned, if your gonna hit someone be a man and hit em while they're looking at you.
 
Y'all are right I should've left but I was drunk and pissed(not a good excuse I know) but what makes me mad is he hit me when my back was turned, if your gonna hit someone be a man and hit em while they're looking at you.

Life lessons are not always easy. You live and you learn.




Gawd I sound like an episode of Leave it to Beaver.
 

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