dropper or folder

[UT IE 95]

I have enough tp in my house where I don't have to worry about folding paper with **** already on, put back in my hand, and then rewipe my ass. Take three squares, wipe that ass, then drop. Repeat... Some things you can't be cheap with and **** folded in your hand twice over is very high on the list of things to avoid.

Three squares? You've got shat on you the first wipe.

 

[tri_vol]

Three squares? You've got shat on you the first wipe.

This

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Three squares? You've got shat on you the first wipe.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[pa136761]

Three squares? You've got shat on you the first wipe.

Do you use two hands to fold the paper with **** on it before you stick it back up your azz or just one?

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Do you use two hands to fold the paper with **** on it before you stick it back up your azz or just one?

You still didn't answer the question. Hell I can't even use three squares to blow my nose, let alone wipe my ass

 

[pa136761]

You still didn't answer the question. Hell I can't even use three squares to blow my nose, let alone wipe my ass

I've been told by many people that I have a smallish balloon knot.

 

[UT IE 95]

I've been told by many people that I have a smallish balloon knot.

Many? Did they mention the word tight as well?

 

[joeydupree]

One square. Poke a finger thru it. Stick in your butt, twist and pull it back out.

Use what's left of that square to wipe your finger off, then ball it up and throw it away.

Preserve tissue for more demanding occasions.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

One square. Poke a finger thru it. Stick in your butt, twist and pull it back out.

Use what's left of that square to wipe your finger off, then ball it up and throw it away.

Preserve tissue for more demanding occasions.

lulz..Dats nasty, brah.

 

[pa136761]

One square. Poke a finger thru it. Stick in your butt, twist and pull it back out.

Use what's left of that square to wipe your finger off, then ball it up and throw it away.

Preserve tissue for more demanding occasions.

That's called the umbrella move.

 

[UTvol1fn]

i only use bidet's ... TP is for sukkas

 

[tri_vol]

One square. Poke a finger thru it. Stick in your butt, twist and pull it back out.

Use what's left of that square to wipe your finger off, then ball it up and throw it away.

Preserve tissue for more demanding occasions.

Hilarious

 

[govols/cc]

Straight to the shower

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

One square. Poke a finger thru it. Stick in your butt, twist and pull it back out.

Use what's left of that square to wipe your finger off, then ball it up and throw it away.

Preserve tissue for more demanding occasions.

 

[joeydupree]

Just wiped my ass and thought of every one of you fawkers.

For the record. 7 sheets folded in half, wiped. Folded, and wiped 2 more times.

Boom.

 

[vols_fan_68]

Tims Ford

I'll be there this weekend in my boat

 

[vols_fan_68]

Wiping is for losers, just get up and go!


jK

 

[theutvolunteers]

Sums it up.

 

[govols/cc]

Wiping is for losers, just get up and go!


jK

Not a fan of swampass

 

[pa136761]

I'll be there this weekend in my boat

I'll be there tuesday thru Sunday. Were you the one that played the bear trace course recently and posted about it?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I fold, once done I put it in the trash.

 

[theutvolunteers]

Interesting disposal method.

 

[vols_fan_68]

I'll be there tuesday thru Sunday. Were you the one that played the bear trace course recently and posted about it?

Yea that was me

 

[Pulscifer]

So let me get this right. You all take a wad of tp, wipe your ass, fold the same paper over in your hand and wipe your ass again with the same wad? seriously?

This economy is rough...

 

[pa136761]

Yea that was me

I haven't played it yet but heard it was decent. Prob too hot to play next week.