Dr Seuss thread

#76
#76
This thread is cool
as cool as can be
This thread is cool
Join in and you'll see
Suess is the only way to go
Just try it and see, and then you'll know
What are you waiting for
Become like us
Become a Suess whore
It's fun to talk in rhymes and ****
It's really fun, you should try it!
 
#77
#77
Smowkee and me seussing u see
So quit sitting on your pussalily
Get in here and spit your rhyme
Or are those lilies too covered in slime
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#78
#78
What's the matter with the Endzone crowd?
You should be Suessing, Proud and Loud!
Can it be that you've lost your youth?
Can it be that you have no Couth?
Lose your inhibitions and post in Suess
You're too uptight. Time to get loose!
 
#79
#79
Slydell said:
Old Aunt Maria, jump in the fi-ah,
Fire too hot, jump in the pot,
Pot to black, jump in the crack,
Crack to high, jump in the sky,
Sky to blue, jump in canoe,
Canoe too shallow, jump in the tallow,
Tallow too soft, jump in the loft,
Loft to rotten, jump in the cotton,
Cotton so white she stay there all night.
Ernest T.
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#80
#80
Oh the many random things this guy can do
In the zone on the phone how bout you
I can bump up a dump
I can post pics till you dread
In the Zone I can post all the crap in my head
 
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#81
#81
Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville - did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all...
 
#84
#84
bims broom
bens broom
bim brings bens broom
ben brings bims broom
ben bends bims broom
bim bends bens broom
ben breaks bims broom
bim breaks bens broom
 
#85
#85
I think I will stay, I'm quite fond of this space
If you want me to go, I won't handle it with grace.
Might even hurt you, put my foot in your face.
 
#89
#89
orangeslice13 said:
I think I will stay, I'm quite fond of this space
If you want me to go, I won't handle it with grace.
Might even hurt you, put my foot in your face.
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Lulz Lulz everywhere
Posting rhymes with much flair
Slice and Tri dropping rhymes like wut
Poss done got it from the mods up the butt
 
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#90
#90
Too much time do we spend
With these people we call friends
Day or night this place is hopping
For work or vacation never stopping
Most are vol fans so I figure they're kin
In our zone that starts with an end
 
#95
#95
Oh where can be DeeDee4me
Hot chick pick posting for all to see?
A great service the zoo brings to the zone
But sadly I'm post rhyming all alone
Slice is old and often tired
And is sorry if this leaves you uninspired
It's emptiness that now fills my head
Nothing left to do but go to sleep.
 
#97
#97
orangeslice13 said:
Oh where can be DeeDee4me
Hot chick pick posting for all to see?
A great service the zoo brings to the zone
But sadly I'm post rhyming all alone
Slice is old and often tired
And is sorry if this leaves you uninspired
It's emptiness that now fills my head
Nothing left to do but go to sleep.
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Boo boo do I say
Poo birds have ruled that day
You are young in your own head
Even if you're off to bed
Get u sum dd would say
Whether that be hand or lay
Have some fun and laugh a while
Either way just bring a smile
 
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#99
#99
Now I lay here in this bed
Posting in this rhyming thread
Should I turn the lights all out
Or stay awake and post throughout
Tomorrow all this sleep I'll miss
But who could ever leave all this
So stay awake is what I'll do
Until the sandman slips on through
 
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