Dolphin-Assisted Birth

[Hobock]

Woman to have

A pregnant woman and her husband have traveled to Hawaii where they plan on having a “dolphin-assisted birth,” a water delivery among dolphins, according to Medical Daily.
Heather Barrington, 27, and her husband Adam, 29, of South Carolina, are preparing for the July arrival of their first child through a series of prenatal and postnatal swims with a pod of dolphins at The Sirius Institute in Pohoa, Hawaii.


Freaking hippies!

 

[YorkVol]

Good thing dolphins only eat veggies!


oh wait...

 

[YankeeVol]

That's just weird

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

Baby. The other, other white meat.

 

[golfballs]

Did they have a sperm whale-assisted conception?

 

[Hobock]

What's the porpoise of this?

 

[YorkVol]

There's a jungle book type story in here somehow.

 

[Thrasher865]

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I hope the baby eats the dolphin and the father.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Since when does Hobock start Pub threads?

 

[Hobock]

Since when does Hobock start Pub threads?

Manifest-DesTiny.

 

[volinbham]

There's a great Penn and Teller's BS about this

The part about dolphin birth starts at 2:31

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkPN-pCSBDc[/youtube]

 

[Chris4Vols22]

Trying to be understanding, but that is extremely odd.

And props to Thrasher. That was the first thing I thought of haha

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hope the dolphin doesn't decide it's his job to take the baby out to sea to meet Neptune.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: Dolphins love human vagina's.

 

[golfballs]

Fact: Dolphins love human vagina's.

Speaking from experience?

 

[YorkVol]

Technically, that is dolphin assisted conception...

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Ok, that's strange.
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[GreveHaller]

I've give big bucks for a picture of the parents faces when the dolphins drag off the baby for brunch

 

[BenGrimm]

My wife and I entertained some unconventional birthing ideas but this one takes the cake.

 

[Coug]

Skydive birth