Do You Want to Touch Me?

[hmanvolfan]

Pleas alllow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

 

[The Internet]

 

[theFallGuy]

Hose toter gheyed it all up.

27?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Mmmmmmm.....chicken

 

[95 Vol Alum]

27?

27 totes hose? Does volz know this?

 

[theFallGuy]

Mmmmmmm.....chicken

wtf

 

[Volz4lif3]

27 totes hose? Does volz know this?

No need to kno.. And don't want to.. I only Brang out the hose for putting out lady fires..

 

[Volz4lif3]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

*hoes toter

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Mmmmmmm.....chicken

wtf

Wtf

 

[Volz4lif3]

 

[Weezer]

2* thread at best. If started by a zoner chick, would have been worthy of highest star rating ever. And there would have been a lot of "hell yeah" posts.

 

[Volz4lif3]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

2* thread at best. If started by a zoner chick, would have been worthy of highest star rating ever. And there would have been a lot of "hell yeah" posts.

Pretend I'm Kat.

 

[Weezer]

Pretend I'm Kat.

I tried, but it didn't work. No matter how much imagining I try, it doesn't make your penis disappear. You did have nice boobs tho.

 

[volsforever27]

Um...

 

[Weezer]

Well he did say to pretend he's Kat, and I imagine Kat has nice boobs. My imagination hit a stumbling block at the waist. You can't just pretend a penis away, no matter how small it may be.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Strange thread is strange!

 

[Johnny_Majors]

There.

I'll touch your wife bro

 

[Escape Goat]

wtf

You still confused? Dude just came out of the closet.

 

[BadJerry20]

I feel like I just stumbled in to the strangest dating ritual ever

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Consummate Zone thread.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Non-Zoner comes rolling up into the touch me thread. Just saying.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Non-Zoner comes rolling up into the touch me thread. Just saying.

Into goats too

 

[rockytop114]

i'm going up to the spirit in the sky