Do you pee in the shower?

[wounded mullet]

This isn't as awesome as it sounds... Very uncomfortable, not enough space. Not worth it IMO.

Slipped in the wrong hole?
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[dembewbs]

Is that Pippa in your avie, dembewbs? Dembewbs are stellar.

Yes
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[Hobock]

This isn't as awesome as it sounds... Very uncomfortable, not enough space. Not worth it IMO.

Eat a salad, fatass..
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[NYYVol]

Slipped in the wrong hole?
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Is there a wrong one?
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Is there a wrong one?
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If the penis fits, you must hit it.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Is there a wrong one?
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Only if it's dry.

 

[wounded mullet]

Is there a wrong one?
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Good point.
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[the.one.the.only]

Slipped in the wrong hole?
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lulz. If your girl is more than a few inches shorter than you , you have to be in an uncomfortable position for it to work. Live that

 

[govols/cc]

Yes, shower pisser.
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[DD4ME]

Piss yes and duh for all guys, IMO.
I also shave my head (buzz cut w/clippers) in the shower, well technically before shower and then wash it down. Since it's a buzz cut it goes down with no clogs. Manscaping has been known to occur at said time too. I don't shave and piss at the same time though.
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[govols/cc]

lulz. If your girl is more than a few inches shorter than you , you have to be in an uncomfortable position for it to work. Live that

Tell her to put on your felt wading boots & stand on the sides.
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[Hobock]

lulz. If your girl is more than a few inches shorter than you , you have to be in an uncomfortable position for it to work. Live that

Make her jump up and dangle from the shower nozzle. Front, back, and side to side.
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[the.one.the.only]

Tell her to put on your felt wading boots & stand on the sides.
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bahaha I've honest to God never thought about that in my life. But that is one hilarious mental picture

 

[DD4ME]

Sex with short women in the shower = risky business
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[the.one.the.only]

Sex with short women in the shower = risky business
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This guy knows the rules

 

[bamacheats]

lulz. If your girl is more than a few inches shorter than you , you have to be in an uncomfortable position for it to work. Live that

She's just gotta turn around and grab them ankles.
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[heartvols]

Sex with short women in the shower = risky business
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I don't really like adding water to sex, but if it means sex, I'm game.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

sex and water doesn't mix well, JMO

 

[the.one.the.only]

She's just gotta turn around and grab them ankles.
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still have to get down to her level. Come on man busch league

 

[the.one.the.only]

let me just say....unless she's a gymnast. Then it would be undeniable

 

[vols_fan_68]

Water log not good
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[DD4ME]

I don't really like adding water to sex, but if it means sex, I'm game.

Agreed.
sex in pool = banging a water bucket
Sex in hot tub = banging a water bucket while in a sauna

If your doing it right on dry land she'll be sloshing more than you need anyway. That said everyone should do it once preferably somewhere with a risk of exposure.
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[bamacheats]

still have to get down to her level. Come on man busch league

Maybe if she's more than a foot shorter. Me 6'1", wife 5'6". Perfect!
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[DD4ME]

still have to get down to her level. Come on man busch league

Yeah I call it the bow legged cowboy. Gotta bow yours wide to get inside.
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[DD4ME]

Maybe if she's more than a foot shorter. Me 6'1", wife 5'6". Perfect!
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Yeah u are closer...direct line of fire
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