Do you like Yankees?

Do you like Yankees?


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Obviously you have yet to make the trip. Did someone tell you about it?

I first began my journey atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. I am the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo.
 
I first began my journey atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, I saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece I spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. I am the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Gonzo for Cuonzo.

And then you woke up in your crib, hugging your unicorn and sucking your thumb.
 
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