Do wasps make honey?

[UTvol1fn]

Hi. I’m a recovering crackhead. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I’d like some welfare, please.

 

[ego]

you dropped a hard j on us.

 

[chavisut]

Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us, those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude

 

[wounded mullet]

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

 

[chavisut]

We're gonna go America all over their asses.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

OK, I don't even—I don't know what that means. OK, if you're talking chit about America, man, we are gonna kick your ass.

 

[wounded mullet]

Yeah I'm the weirdo...says the guy with yogurt up his ass.

 

[chavisut]

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wana hang out in our party mansion. Nothing Sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again NOTHING SEXUAL

 

[UTvol1fn]

Yea...I'm gonna get nice and drunk and play video games until my eyes bleed.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language.

 

[wounded mullet]

The sperm doesn't eat the egg to grow strong and become the baby?

 

[chavisut]

You keep using this word "jabroni" and it's awesome.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

But it sounds like a song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.

 

[ego]

oh, look at me-the millionaire who goes to see doctors.

 

[ego]

paddys have respect idiots i am legend.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Cover your knees up if you’re gonna be walking around everywhere
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[hmanvolfan]

Knee pads are in order?

 

[chavisut]

Look, the girl, she wears a Lance Armstrong bracelet, ok? So I tell you I have cancer, right? Then you're gonna tell her, she's going to feel sorry for me, we're going to start dating, and that's the way the lie works!

 

[hmanvolfan]

You must be some kind of chicken genius!! (That's a Churches chicken commercial if it sounds a little crazy)

 

[chavisut]

quit bein a bozo hman

 

[hmanvolfan]

quit bein a bozo hman

Me being a bozo? I ain't wanting to get a chick by faking cancer. Bite me.

 

[chavisut]

Me being a bozo? I ain't wanting to get a chick by faking cancer. Bite me.

I, uh, well, filibuster

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Intervention! Intervention! Intervention!

 

[ego]

you're the wildcard.