Ditka

[Rockytoptn83]

Check this:
HC: Ditka
OC: Batman/Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant...or perhaps the Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant in a Batman Costume.
DC: Chuck Norris

That won't work. Chuck Norris is too afraid of Ditka. Last time they saw each other Ditka gave him a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[Smashville]

Which Batman? Bale or Adam West?

Depends on the offense. The Bale offense is more smashmouth/in your face, while the Adam West one is more flashy, but can get really dated really quickly.

 

[Smashville]

Wait...we may have to replace Chuck Norris with Baby Mangino...

 

[Big Train]

Wait...we may have to replace Chuck Norris with Baby Mangino...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lolabove:ost-4-1090547912:

 

[Volholic]

That won't work. Chuck Norris is too afraid of Ditka. Last time they saw each other Ditka gave him a roundhouse kick to the face.

Well Ditka would resurrect Batman's parents and then kill them again. So that wouldn't work.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lolabove:ost-4-1090547912:

hahaha, that is the pic of the day by far. Genius

 

[Volholic]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lolabove:ost-4-1090547912:

looks just like him

 

[emainvol]

Do you guys realize how many times Ditka would say damn?

 

[justingroves]

Do you guys realize how many times Ditka would say damn?

A lot

 

[volmanbill]

Better yet, the man that Ditka honed......

Mr Mike Singletary.

 

[emainvol]

A lot

Which should automatically disqualify him, and any other bastard that says it. After being disqualified I hope all of these sinners burn in hell too.

 

[UTvol1fn]

Wait...we may have to replace Chuck Norris with Baby Mangino...

that is absolutely histerical lol:

 

[orange_fan_inVa]

You would be the laughing stock of the nation.

kinda like florida when superman/tewbow are gone.

 

[Ohio Vol]

Check this:
HC: Ditka
OC: Batman/Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant...or perhaps the Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant in a Batman Costume.
DC: Chuck Norris

The offense could score 70 points every game running the wishbone, and we'd still have a few hundred people on hear bellyaching about "It's too predictable! It's an outdated offense!"

 

[rockytophigh]

I saw Ditka coach a game with the Saints. There wasn't so much as gum rapper on the sidelines....a straw wrapper, cup nothing I tell ya. Can't remember who they were playing but the other sidelines looked like a trash dump. Ditka will have none of the bullsh*(&.....that's for sure.

When David Banner gets mad......he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad....he turns into Ditka.

 

[TennesseePride]

I remember when Ditka got into a shouting match with fans while at the Saints..

I was young at the time but I remember thinking he was extremely scary.. haha

 

[volger]

Da Vols!

 

[ttocswob]

I'd rather have Chuck Norris. Possibly the only man who could take Ditka in a fair fight.

Since when would Ditka be involved in a fair fight?