Ditka

[Smashville]

I've seen every other name thrown around...and no one is greater than Ditka...

Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don't make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.

(Tongue planted firmly in cheek)

 

[Ill Will Vol]

no

 

[dantheman617]

Umm... 1) Old 2) not interested in coaching 18-19 yr old kids

 

[Smashville]

Y'all need to learn what "tongue planted firmly in cheek" means.

 

[superdave1984]

Ditka would strangle some of our players on offense. Literally.

 

[Smashville]

Ditka would strangle some of our players on offense. Literally.

Full grown Ditka or Baby Ditka?

 

[lawgator1]

You would be the laughing stock of the nation.

 

[VOLnMiami]

Now that's a funny joke right there!...I don't care who you are that's funny!

 

[vader]

 

[Grateful Vol]

Who would win between Ditka and God?

 

[Grateful Vol]

Trick question, Ditka is God.

 

[dan4vols]

What would Ditka do to a fumbling back inside the 10?

 

[The Dude]

Ditka would win the Food City 500 while driving the UT team bus.

 

[Smashville]

Ditka vs. the Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant...

But wait...Ditka has a broken leg...

 

[Rockytoptn83]

Ditka would scare Saban back to the underworld. If I wasn't afraid he might choke one of our players to death I'd be all for him!

 

[justingroves]

You would be the laughing stock of the nation.

I would love to hear his post game comments.

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

Bill Brasky told me Ditka drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls.

 

[ttocswob]

Do you want tough? or do you want O-leum!

 

[Vols N Shocks]

You know, the intelligence of this board is always in question. And it just reaffirms my assumptions when the first 5 posts took this seriously.

I'm sure you all thought Talledega Nights was an awesome NASCAR documentary.

 

[RDU VOL#14]

Ditka versus a hurricane...
DITKA!!!

Wait wait..
But what if the hurricane's name is HURRICANE DITKA?

 

[TrueOrange]

after each win the team gets polish sausage!

 

[volfann37398]

I'd rather have Chuck Norris. Possibly the only man who could take Ditka in a fair fight.

 

[Ohio Vol]

Ditka would scare Saban back to the underworld. If I wasn't afraid he might choke one of our players to death I'd be all for him!

I can see the news reports on that one.

"Let's go to Rachel Nichols in Tuscaloosa. Rachel?"

"It seems that the lifeless body of Nick Saban has been discovered at Bryant-Denny Stadium with two coins placed over his eyes. There are no suspects, but there was a mound of well-chewed gum next to the body."

 

[Smashville]

Check this:
HC: Ditka
OC: Batman/Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant...or perhaps the Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant in a Batman Costume.
DC: Chuck Norris

 

[Volholic]

Check this:
HC: Ditka
OC: Batman/Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant...or perhaps the Reanimated Corpse of Bear Bryant in a Batman Costume.
DC: Chuck Norris

Which Batman? Bale or Adam West?