Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I'd like to provide you with an opening statement that allows for you to take a first hand look at the facts.
The facts are that both of these young people are here on VN on a daily basis. The facts also show that both individuals are obsessed with rap music. Both enjoy automobiles. Both struggle with typing legibly, and above all, both live in the state of Georgia.
The question has arose that they may in fact be the same people. Now the defense here is going to try to show you ip addresses, join dates, and various user names, all of which will be done to confuse you. Let there be no doubt however, that the capabilities of someone so astute (as these two have clearly shown they are) in message board operations, and myspace operations, couldn't pull one over on the MODS, is not that far out of the question.
Now the defense is also going to point out the various questions that these two have asked, and how they seem incapable of simple functions and features in which VN offers. I'll tell you without a doubt, that same perceived naivety might be a disguise for the two in question.
I'll sit now, and await to call my first witness.
