Did Josh say it?

Did Josh say it!

  • Yes, he said it at the last press conference

    Votes: 25 6.0%

  • Yes, he said it after a few drinks at Ye Olde Steakhouse

    Votes: 56 13.4%

  • Yea, he said it in private with his players after an especially good practice

    Votes: 33 7.9%

  • No, it’s a hoax, he would never say anything so silly.

    Votes: 303 72.7%
  • Total voters
    417
#28
#28
SpaceCoastVol said:
Please tell me nobody is taking this seriously
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I can’t even take this seriously as a joke.

Sometimes you hit one, sometimes you don’t, sometimes you knock it out of the park……….this was a whiff.

A lot O try for something not even remotely funny.
 
#31
#31
The weather is great today! I’m pumped for tomorrow. Remember, spread the Vols stoke and boke the Florida schmoles. It’s going to be football time in Tennessee!
 
#38
#38
JoAllan said:
I can’t even take this seriously as a joke.

Sometimes you hit one, sometimes you don’t, sometimes you knock it out of the park……….this was a whiff.

A lot O try for something not even remotely funny.
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Please RSVP this invite for my annual Party That I Want to Suck.
 
#39
#39
EricStratton said:
Are we talking the “family size” or just one of the regular ones?
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Bulk size
 
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#41
#41
NCFisher said:
Please RSVP this invite for my annual Party That I Want to Suck.
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Wait……you want to suck a party?

see, I’m not creating a fake account or really trying…….but at least it’s “somewhat” humorous.


What makes it so hard for cannibals to eat vegetables?

Getting them out of the wheelchairs.

It’s not really hard. And as shown it doesn’t have to be real funny……just a bit humorous will do. Now if I went all out like this tweet…….I might want to actually be funny……rather than stating they would stick mustard up their bum…….whomp whomp whomp.
 
#42
#42
JoAllan said:
Wait……you want to suck a party?

see, I’m not creating a fake account or really trying…….but at least it’s “somewhat” humorous.


What makes it so hard for cannibals to eat vegetables?

Getting them out of the wheelchairs.

It’s not really hard. And as shown it doesn’t have to be real funny……just a bit humorous will do. Now if I went all out like this tweet…….I might want to actually be funny……rather than stating they would stick mustard up their bum…….whomp whomp whomp.
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No, I want the party to suck so you're invi....oh, never mind.

Let's see if you're funny enough to upgrade to my Deliriously Fun Party.

A woman boards the bus with her newborn and finds a seat near the back; she's fuming when she gets there.
Man next to her: "What's wrong?"
She: "The bus driver said I had the ugliest baby he'd ever seen!!"
Man: "You should go give him a piece of your mind while I hold your monkey!"
 
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#43
#43
NCFisher said:
No, I want the party to suck so you're invi....oh, never mind.

Let's see if you're funny enough to upgrade to my Deliriously Fun Party.

A woman boards the bus with her newborn and finds a seat near the back; she's fuming when she gets there.
Man next to her: "What's wrong?"
She: "The bus driver said I had the ugliest baby he'd ever seen!!"
Man: "You should go give him a piece of your mind while I hold your monkey!"
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See it’s too easy……..WAY funnier and much less work than that tweet.
 
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#45
#45

Heinz Mustard???? Pfft.

Neyland is a French's venue amigo.

You don't wanna mess around with big mustard. They control everything.
 
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#48
#48
ALLVOL 4LIFE said:
Buddy of mine said if we blow this opportunity to blow out the gators, we gonna go help him put it up there.
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And your buddy's sentiment is exactly the problem with passionate fanbases.

Should the unexpected happen some "fans" will never let it go. Ever. Regardless of anything else they will beat the dead horse until the end of time.
 
#50
#50
GetYouSomeofThat said:
And your buddy's sentiment is exactly the problem with passionate fanbases.

Should the unexpected happen some "fans" will never let it go. Ever. Regardless of anything else they will beat the dead horse until the end of time.
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R-E-L-A-X!
It was all in fun. This entire thread has been a joke and most have took it that way, except for a few squares.
 
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