Diarrhea -vs- Constipation

[KnoxVillain]

I quite enjoy diarrhea...you don't have to push or anything.

 

[JTrainDavis]

Everybody eat 6 bananas before bed to test it out.

Next weekend will be Genny Cream Ale
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[VIF]

This is miserable.
YouTube - ‪Dumb and Dumber toilet scene (High Quality)‬‏

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

I always enjoy the thrill of victory when I conquer constipation

 

[Gator H8R]

I would take diarrhea over constipation any day and I think anyone else who struggles with constipation would agree with me. One time on a church trip I didn't take a dump for 11 days. Being constipated is just miserable. If you had to choose one to have, which would you pick?

I think he meant, One time, at band camp....

He neglected to mention how he shat on the 12th day. Stuck a trumpet right up his ass and hit a G note.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Apropo for the EndZone.

apropos*

 

[heartvols]

Guess who had corn yesterday.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Yuck, girls don't poop.

 

[heartvols]

I had two bananas yesterday.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Where?

 

[heartvols]

I'm eating corn. I'll keep you guys updated.

 

[SDV]

On the John with diarrhea as I type this. Not too bad
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[heartvols]

Drank a bunch of apple juice

 

[LLcoolDave]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Fuuuu....... That is sick!
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[orangeblooded2]

Definitely Diarrhea. The kind where you can throw open your door and hit the bulls eye on you neighbors couch through his screen door. I highly suspect it can penetrate Kevlar as well.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I laffed so hard at that gif