Dear sdv or nerd...

#79
#79
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
 
#80
#80
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#82
#82
wildnkrazykat said:
No I was busy. My best friends bf gave her a dog for a gift after being an ass. The dog is registered and microchipped to the bf. he moved out earlier this week n told her she could have that dog and a dog that belonged to him and his daughter.

He's badgered her for 4 days trying to get some type of emotional reaction from her and hasn't gotten one. So today he texts n tells her he is taking the gift dog but she could keep his daughters dog. She went off n told him no, that he had abandoned them both n she was keeping her dog, he could have his. Then he threatened to take her to court.

She bought all the toys food etc for the dog. How will this work out if it goes to court?
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Pretty much what I did with Arlo. F Da Ho!
 
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