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Model12

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Due to the logistics issues in the post-wuhan world, I wanted to get you my note early. In fact, I haven't been particularly good this year, so I am asking for something that will benefit all of the world. So, for Christmas I am asking for:

1. UT beats #1 georgia. Preferably in a Dobbnail-boot, heart wrenching manner. The following week:

2. #8 georgia loses to Charleston Southern in a close score, but the game was really out of reach all along. They get some garbage stuff late to give hope that this was a fluke. The next week:

3. #16 georgia lose in a laugher to G Tech. Richt has lost control and it shows. The following week they go to the SECCG, and:

4. #24 leghumpers get schooled by the gumps. The refs screw them really bad (it IS the gumps), and Kirby actually pees his khakis on TV. Muschamp smiles.

5. The fan base loses its collective mind. Idiots like Uncle Screwball call for a public hanging of Kirby, and he is physically tarred and feathered on court square after a kangaroo hearing (Kirby, not Lou...but not if there is real justice in the world).

6. Dawg Nation is exposed for what it is and no decent coach will touch them. They bring back Jim Donnan, or the legacy favorite son, Derek Dooley.

7. The entire defensive 1st and 2nd team enter the transfer portal, and half of them collaborate and write a "tell-all". Spoiler: it ain't good for the puppies.

8. You Tube bans all Larry Munson clips due to general audio irritation.

9. 1980 retains its God-given relevance.

Or...world peace is good too...
 
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Model12 said:
Due to the logistics issues in the post-wuhan world, I wanted to get you my note early. In fact, I haven't been particularly good this year, so I am asking for something that will benefit all of the world. So, for Christmas I am asking for:

1. UT beats #1 georgia. Preferably in a Dobbnail-boot, heart wrenching manner. The following week:

2. #8 georgia loses to Charleston Southern in a close score, but the game was really out of reach all along. They get some garbage stuff late to give hope that this was a fluke. The next week:

3. #16 georgia lose in a laugher to G Tech. Richt has lost control and it shows. The following week they go to the SECCG, and:

4. #24 leghumpers get schooled by the gumps. The refs screw them really bad (it IS the gumps), and Kirby actually pees his khakis on TV. Muschamp smiles.

5. The fan base loses its collective mind. Idiots like Uncle Screwball call for a public hanging of Kirby, and he is physically tarred and feathered on court square after a kangaroo hearing (Kirby, not Lou...but not if there is real justice in the world).

6. Dawg Nation is exposed for what it is and no decent coach will touch them. They bring back Jim Donnan, or the legacy favorite son, Derek Dooley.

7. The entire defensive 1st and 2nd team enter the transfer portal, and half of them collaborate and write a "tell-all". Spoiler: it ain't good for the puppies.

8. You Tube bans all Larry Munson clips due to general audio irritation.

9. 1980 retains its God-given relevance.

Or...world peace is good too...
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I love #1 If Georgia loses to the Tech, Uncle Lou will hang himself with a TV cord. 😂
 
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Model12 said:
Due to the logistics issues in the post-wuhan world, I wanted to get you my note early. In fact, I haven't been particularly good this year, so I am asking for something that will benefit all of the world. So, for Christmas I am asking for:

1. UT beats #1 georgia. Preferably in a Dobbnail-boot, heart wrenching manner. The following week:

2. #8 georgia loses to Charleston Southern in a close score, but the game was really out of reach all along. They get some garbage stuff late to give hope that this was a fluke. The next week:

3. #16 georgia lose in a laugher to G Tech. Richt has lost control and it shows. The following week they go to the SECCG, and:

4. #24 leghumpers get schooled by the gumps. The refs screw them really bad (it IS the gumps), and Kirby actually pees his khakis on TV. Muschamp smiles.

5. The fan base loses its collective mind. Idiots like Uncle Screwball call for a public hanging of Kirby, and he is physically tarred and feathered on court square after a kangaroo hearing (Kirby, not Lou...but not if there is real justice in the world).

6. Dawg Nation is exposed for what it is and no decent coach will touch them. They bring back Jim Donnan, or the legacy favorite son, Derek Dooley.

7. The entire defensive 1st and 2nd team enter the transfer portal, and half of them collaborate and write a "tell-all". Spoiler: it ain't good for the puppies.

8. You Tube bans all Larry Munson clips due to general audio irritation.

9. 1980 retains its God-given relevance.

Or...world peace is good too...
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I’m sensing a theme here 🤨
 
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Model12 said:
Due to the logistics issues in the post-wuhan world, I wanted to get you my note early. In fact, I haven't been particularly good this year, so I am asking for something that will benefit all of the world. So, for Christmas I am asking for:

1. UT beats #1 georgia. Preferably in a Dobbnail-boot, heart wrenching manner. The following week:

2. #8 georgia loses to Charleston Southern in a close score, but the game was really out of reach all along. They get some garbage stuff late to give hope that this was a fluke. The next week:

3. #16 georgia lose in a laugher to G Tech. Richt has lost control and it shows. The following week they go to the SECCG, and:

4. #24 leghumpers get schooled by the gumps. The refs screw them really bad (it IS the gumps), and Kirby actually pees his khakis on TV. Muschamp smiles.

5. The fan base loses its collective mind. Idiots like Uncle Screwball call for a public hanging of Kirby, and he is physically tarred and feathered on court square after a kangaroo hearing (Kirby, not Lou...but not if there is real justice in the world).

6. Dawg Nation is exposed for what it is and no decent coach will touch them. They bring back Jim Donnan, or the legacy favorite son, Derek Dooley.

7. The entire defensive 1st and 2nd team enter the transfer portal, and half of them collaborate and write a "tell-all". Spoiler: it ain't good for the puppies.

8. You Tube bans all Larry Munson clips due to general audio irritation.

9. 1980 retains its God-given relevance.

Or...world peace is good too...
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It Ain"t even Thanksgiving yet!
 
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DuckInAPen said:
I just don't understand Tennessee fans rooting for Bama over UGA. Perhaps I'd get it if I lived in Georgia.
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Here’s why:
Bama is already the greatest blah blah blah.
Georgia is in our division
We recruit the state of Georgia (metro Atlanta) very heavily
We don’t need UGA winning a national title
 
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Dear Santa I’m looking for a Luminox master carbon with an orange face.


If you can’t do all that other stuff……just hit “me” up with this.
 
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Georgia’s only chance of a loss in the regular season is going to be Tennessee. We may hang with them for a half but their defense is legit and they will pull away in the 2nd half. Other than that, Alabama will be meeting them in Atlanta. That will be a toss up. I would slightly favor Georgia in that one. Georgia will inevitably do Georgia things however and lose on the last play of the game in one of the CFP games.
 
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Vfl2407 said:
Here’s why:
Bama is already the greatest blah blah blah.
Georgia is in our division
We recruit the state of Georgia (metro Atlanta) very heavily
We don’t need UGA winning a national title
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Though I'll still be rooting for a Bama loss, I can respect this -- it's a very reasonable point of view.
 
#16
#16
Santa...last chance to make our Christmases be happy 'uns.

Get moving Old Man. We got the game on!!!
 
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DuckInAPen said:
I just don't understand Tennessee fans rooting for Bama over UGA. Perhaps I'd get it if I lived in Georgia.
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There is nothing and I mean NOTHING that is more satisfying to see UGA and those butt sniffing fans of thiers suffer after blowing yet another shot a the National title...It's wonderful...Just wonderful....Chokingest team in the NCAA.
 
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stolitonic said:
I'm still looking for the negative here? Georgia loses and we no longer have to hear Uncle Lou.

I wouldn't sleep on Tech. Yes, they suck but that Ga-GT game is weird. Strange things happen in that game.
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That game is always strange. I’ve seen some weird things in that game, and for Georgia, a lot of times it’s weird against them.😂
 
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