Dear Santa, (UT Football Wish list)

#26
#26
i wouldn't mind having this guy and he has a big head.

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i would rather have the guy that did that to him
 
#28
#28
Special teams that are.
Defensive line that can pass rush.
Offensive line that can run block.
Kicker who can get the ball into the endzone.
Healthy players.
To beat bama and florida.
 
#30
#30
i would rather have the guy that did that to him

lol, youtube it if you haven't already. Schmitt was so pumped before the game he bashed his helmet against his cranium, haha. Needed quite a few stitches.
 
#34
#34
A team that can score in the third quarter.

A FG kicker that can get the ball higher than the snappers arse.

A win over florida.

A bowl game in the state of florida.

A new head coach if we don't get at least 3 of those 4.
 
#36
#36
Please bring us a coach that doesn’t make excuses when we lose, nor a coach that brings game-notes (crib notes) to postgame press conferences to help explain why we lost.
Please bring us players whose heads don't get too big/fat for their helmets.
(Feel free to add) :td:

The OP also wishes for Rod Wilks to be an all american.
 
#38
#38
How about some fans that don't whine like babies and point fingers when we lose or when we win a close game, fans that support these young kids who wear the T and take the field.
 
#40
#40
beating bama and florida.
a packed Neyland Stadium every home game
Fans staying until the end of the game and not the end of the 3rd quarter
and for Smokey to pimp smack uga.
 
#44
#44
Santa,
I forgot to ask for this yesterday....we also need about ten defensive lineman that we can rotate in and out to stay fresh. Can you please give our coaches the wisdom to move about three of our excess offensive 300 poung plus guys over to the defense.

What do you think Santa? We need to get Tiny in the starting line up this year. And usually the same five lineman play most of the year...you really only need two or three backups. How about we start Thomas, Jackson, Bullard, Tiny and James. Move Fulton, Stone, Pair and Schofield over to be defensive tackles. And let Kerbyson and Posey be our offensive line backups. What do you think Santa?
 
#45
#45
Please bring us a coach that doesn’t make excuses when we lose, nor a coach that brings game-notes (crib notes) to postgame press conferences to help explain why we lost.
Please bring us players whose heads don't get too big/fat for their helmets.
(Feel free to add) :td:

My ignore list has become epic this season. :rock:
 
#46
#46
Santa,
I forgot to ask for this yesterday....we also need about ten defensive lineman that we can rotate in and out to stay fresh. Can you please give our coaches the wisdom to move about three of our excess offensive 300 poung plus guys over to the defense.

What do you think Santa? We need to get Tiny in the starting line up this year. And usually the same five lineman play most of the year...you really only need two or three backups. How about we start Thomas, Jackson, Bullard, Tiny and James. Move Fulton, Stone, Pair and Schofield over to be defensive tackles. And let Kerbyson and Posey be our offensive line backups. What do you think Santa?

Stop trying to use common sense, or else you might be BARRED!

:rtfm:
 
#47
#47
Dear Santa, Please let Bill Cowher stand up on NFL live and announce he has taken a head coaching job as he pulls off his jacket and is wearing a orange and white power T tee shirt.....If your gonna reach at least reach for the stars baby!
 

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