Dear, Jalen Tabor

[basspond]

Dear Jalen,
Please be respectful of your teammates this year and try not to break any University rules or commit any crimes before the game this Saturday. I'm sure they would like for you to be able to participate in the game and we have a few people who here in Knoxville that would like to meet you. Be at Neyland stadium at 3:30 ET. Our welcoming committee will meet you at the 50 yard line.

See you soon and good luck,

A concerned fan.

 

[Remy]

Go the nearest adult romantic store. Purchase the largest marital aid they have. Insert it where the sun does not shine and use it on yourself.

 

[Ned Ray McWorkher]

With no grease.

/thread

 

[utfan089]

opcorn:

 

[VolFreakJosh]

Dear Tabor,

Hurd is coming for you. That is all.

 

[Volatility]

Hi, Talen here. Thanks for the heads up. Does anyone here have some grass or jorts? Those are my two favorite things!

 

[jkleno]

C'mon op. You would take him on your team in a minute. Better to acknowledge a great player when you see one and I think he has already met most of his opponents for Saturday's game. Never good to stir crap up op.

 

[Biopsyman]

Sounds like a love letter

 

[orangeluvr]

Y'all 's talkin'smack hope we can back it up! :dunno:

 

[MT LeConte]

Jalen, If you can stay away from the cracks pipe for four more days you'll get a chance to put up or shut up.

 

[Rockytoptn83]

You forget, he no longer goes by Jalen. He's "Teez" now. It's actually listed that way on their depth chart lol:

 

[basspond]

Sounds like a love letter

Ok. Re-write.

Dear Jalen,
You suck!! Keeping talking that trash. Bring your weak @$$ to Neyland this weekend. After Hurd runs you over and teaches you a lesson in respect, I'll personally run your slow @$$ down and make sure you haven't forgotten the lesson you just learned. It would be in your best interest to fake an injury before the plane leaves Gainesville.

I would wish you luck but, that's not going to help you.

An un-concerned fan.

 

[orangefreak21]

Wat

 

[Behr]

It's gonna get worse and it's only Tuesday.