Dear Gator Fans,
We could wish you well tomorrow, but who are we kidding? You're like the stinky little brother that Vandy fans wish they were and Georgia fans try not to be. If we weren't too embarrassed by your jorts to stand near you, we'd be smacking the crap out you on a daily basis. So keep your sticky fingers to yourselves and try not to breathe on us. We only have so much patience.
Sincerely,
Tennessee Volunteer Fans