Dear Florida Gators...Sincerely...

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The Crimson Cried

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All right guys, got another fill in the blank thread just for fun.

Mine:

Dear Florida Gators,
I truly hate you all.

P.S Tim Tebow , what you were going for with that haircut... just didn't happen.

Sincerely,
The Crimson Cried
 
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dear UF,

thanKs for the rivalrY. UnsCramble all the capital letters fOr a secret message.
 
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Dear Florida Gators,
stop spending your welfare checks on tickets and buy your kids shoes.

P.S. lotto tickets aren't a financial investment.

Sincerely,
people who work.
 
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Dear FU

I've been all over and I've never met A UF fan/alumni that I liked after 20 minutes of conversation regardless of if they followed your football program or not. I guess if I was from the underside of Americas goober I would be to though. Here's to hoping you all get stuck in Atlanta traffic.

Yours truly


The Big Orange
 
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Dear Gator Fans,

We could wish you well tomorrow, but who are we kidding? You're like the stinky little brother that Vandy fans wish they were and Georgia fans try not to be. If we weren't too embarrassed by your jorts to stand near you, we'd be smacking the crap out you on a daily basis. So keep your sticky fingers to yourselves and try not to breathe on us. We only have so much patience.

Sincerely,
Tennessee Volunteer Fans
 
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Dear Gators.
Best of luck tomorrow. Your players are of the highest charater and your coach has a terrific smile.
Sincerely,
EJV88

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#25
#25
Dear Gators,

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer it with a side of gator tail.

Sincerely yours,
The most interesting man in the world.
 
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