Dear Diary

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rbroyles

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

Traveled to port and met rest of Red Hat gals for a seven day girls time out cruise.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.
 
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#2
Dang broyles, maybe you did use your boobs to enhance your position in life... :eek:hmy: :eek:lol:
 
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#3
You deserve an award making such a noble sacrifice.
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#6
I didn't think it necessary to explain I got this from an old girlfriend, but I should have realized the reasoning power of the average Endzone poster.

When you guys go from the Pub to the Endzone, it raises the avg. I.Q. of both forums.
 
#9
#9
You seriously need to loosen up dude! What happen your favorite driver come in last this past weekend?
 
#13
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rbroyles said:
I didn't think it necessary to explain I got this from an old girlfriend, but I should have realized the reasoning power of the average Endzone poster.

When you guys go from the Pub to the Endzone, it raises the avg. I.Q. of both forums.
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hmanvolfan said:
Of course I requested a Thursday night draft and that didn't get me anywhere... But since you're a girl......
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heartvols said:
Boobs will get you far in life.
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rbroyles said:
They haven't helped hman any.
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I should've known this was all a ruse. My bad... :eek:lol:
 
#14
#14
I think I see what Mania was talking about when he didn't want to merge the zone and pub together!!
 
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rbroyles said:
When you guys go from the Pub to the Endzone, it raises the avg. I.Q. of both forums.
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How could it raise the IQ of both forums? Seems like one would have to go down by simple mathematical maneuverings. Of course I ain't too bright so don't pay any attention to me.
 
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hmanvolfan said:
How could it raise the IQ of both forums? Seems like one would have to go down by simple mathematical maneuverings. Of course I ain't too bright so don't pay any attention to me.
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Seem pretty smart to me. None of the squirrels I have known are nearly as good at spelling as you are. Although Thaddeus was a smart one.
 
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rbroyles said:
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

Traveled to port and met rest of Red Hat gals for a seven day girls time out cruise.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

------------------------- -------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


----------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

--------------------------------------------------------------
DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship.. I was shocked..

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.
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Dang! All this time I thought you were a dude. :eek:hmy:
 
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