Dear Alabama, (if it wasn't for Talladega you would be Mississippi)

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Dear Alabama Fan,

While we love the tradition of the 3rd Saturday in October, we regretfully inform you that you are no longer needed. Florida has taken your place as the top rival game on our schedule. Please feel free to go back to your subdivision (mobile home park) to relax in your den (front porch with a recliner) and enjoy a nice cold beverage (natty light taken straight out of the fridge on your porch). Since this rivalry is no longer needed, this free's up space in your busy schedule (full of goat raping, tooth brushing, sister kissing, drive thru operating) please feel free to take more time with your family (daughter, girlfriend, mother), I am sure all three of you will have a great time. The Third Saturday in October has had a great run. This game will still be watched but not to the extent that it used to be. Speaking as a whole for the Volunteer fan base we will still hate you and make fun of your team and the way you guys overpaid a crybaby A-hole of a coach to try to take you from the pit of despair. You know one thing I have noticed with Bama fans is they have a lot in common with a pack of wolfs and by that I mean you both could live off a dead “bear”.

Thanks,

UT Fans
 
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Sjernigan88 said:
Dear Alabama Fan,

While we love the tradition of the 3rd Saturday in October, we regretfully inform you that you are no longer needed. Florida has taken your place as the top rival game on our schedule. Please feel free to go back to your subdivision (mobile home park) to relax in your den (front porch with a recliner) and enjoy a nice cold beverage (natty light taken straight out of the fridge on your porch). Since this rivalry is no longer needed, this free's up space in your busy schedule (full of goat raping, tooth brushing, sister kissing, drive thru operating) please feel free to take more time with your family (daughter, girlfriend, mother), I am sure all three of you will have a great time. The Third Saturday in October has had a great run. This game will still be watched but not to the extent that it used to be. Speaking as a whole for the Volunteer fan base we will still hate you and make fun of your team and the way you guys overpaid a crybaby A-hole of a coach to try to take you from the pit of despair. You know one thing I have noticed with Bama fans is they have a lot in common with a pack of wolfs and by that I mean you both could live off a dead “bear”.

Thanks,

UT Fans
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Nice try, but your lack of education came shining thru.

:crazy:
 
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#14
yo, pj I am amazed that you put the bong down, stepped away from Fear & Loathing Las Vegas (or is Wednesday Dazed and Confused day) to give your weak response. By the way your mother called and said she wanted you out of her basement and she also wished you a happy 38th birthday. So put the bong and the comic books down and start packing.
 
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#15
You're really not getting any stronger. I mean, one click and you could have at least gotten my age right. Come on man do your homework.
 
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Sjernigan88 said:
Dude thats how they spell it at every "drive-thru" think about it when is the last time you read "drive-through"
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Huhhhh? The key word was not 'thru' or 'through', DUDE.
The reference was to botched-up wording and ultra-filthy talk. Are you a UT grad?

:blink:
 
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vol1981 said:
Huhhhh? The key word was not 'thru' or 'through', DUDE.
The reference was to botched-up wording and ultra-filthy talk. Are you a UT grad?

:blink:
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please say no, please say no, please say no

:crossfingers::crossfingers::crossfingers:
 
#22
#22
FYI, I moved all of the beer talk to the beer thread in the pub.
 
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Sjernigan88 said:
Dear Alabama Fan,

While we love the tradition of the 3rd Saturday in October, we regretfully inform you that you are no longer needed. Florida has taken your place as the top rival game on our schedule. Please feel free to go back to your subdivision (mobile home park) to relax in your den (front porch with a recliner) and enjoy a nice cold beverage (natty light taken straight out of the fridge on your porch). Since this rivalry is no longer needed, this free's up space in your busy schedule (full of goat raping, tooth brushing, sister kissing, drive thru operating) please feel free to take more time with your family (daughter, girlfriend, mother), I am sure all three of you will have a great time. The Third Saturday in October has had a great run. This game will still be watched but not to the extent that it used to be. Speaking as a whole for the Volunteer fan base we will still hate you and make fun of your team and the way you guys overpaid a crybaby A-hole of a coach to try to take you from the pit of despair. You know one thing I have noticed with Bama fans is they have a lot in common with a pack of wolfs and by that I mean you both could live off a dead “bear”.

Thanks,

UT Fans
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Nobody will ever take the place of Alabama on our schedule. Remember that. They will always be our #1 rival.
 
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#24
Fla has taken Bama's place ? better get a new rival,, best I remember is the VOLS getting humiliated on NATIONAL TV
by the gators this year. I am sure CBS doesn't want to see that on TV again
 
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#25
Getting off the subject...or back to it in this case, Talladega is the best thing in Bammer. It is the ONLY reason I'd go during the off season, but if I have to go to watch Jeff Gordon win anymore and sit next to the usual Bammer suspects who like to (throw) waste good beer at him, I think I'll just stick to Bristol.
 
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