Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#326
#326
It's been long enough. Where's the live feed? Please tell me you installed a shower cam.
 
#330
#330
The fawking hangover I was dealing with this morning was compounded by their entire family up there stomping around. Sent a few nasty text messages. No response.
 
#331
#331
VOLatile said:
The fawking hangover I was dealing with this morning was compounded by their entire family up there stomping around. Sent a few nasty text messages. No response.
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Ok first of all forget the text messages...if your tried of their ****, quit *****ing on the internet and go knock on the door and tell them their too loud and driving you nuts

It's two chicks, either take control, or get your ass kicked by their boyfriends/family

Or Move out
 
#332
#332
vol_in_ar said:
Ok first of all forget the text messages...if your tried of their ****, quit *****ing on the internet and go knock on the door and tell them their too loud and driving you nuts

It's two chicks, either take control, or get your ass kicked by their boyfriends/family

Or Move out
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Jesus Christ bro. I'm b*itching for pure entertainment value now. They know there's a problem, I know there's a problem, there's no best solution at the moment.

Please go away.
 
#333
#333
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#334
#334
VOLatile said:
Jesus Christ bro. I'm b*itching for pure entertainment value now. They know there's a problem, I know there's a problem, there's no best solution at the moment.

Please go away.
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so if they know there's a problem, what do they think the solution is
 
#337
#337
Next time they have a group over for Bible study, drop in for a visit. Jump up on a table and start singing "my nutsack brings all the girls to the yard." If they start to pray for you, loudly declare they should pray with their inside voices. Or you could simply tell one of their female friends, "oh, I can make you scream out God's name". Pause for lightning bolt. Whew! No lightning bolt, looks like I'm safe. Best solution, be an absolute dick and make their life hell. They know you have a problem and refuse to compromise, I say give 'em a taste of "do unto others as you would have then do unto you." Smite them mightily. Declare a jihad. Issue a fatwah, though a fatwad to one of their eyes would be more entertaining. Time to nut up or shut the fawk up. If you're not even going to try, then end the story now dammit. If you can't stand up to a couple of noisy girls, I question your testicular fortitude. Swing your sack like a man.
 
#338
#338
Or send them a text politely asking if they wouldn't mind trying to be a little quieter after say around 10:00 pm.
 
#339
#339
Weezer said:
Next time they have a group over for Bible study, drop in for a visit. Jump up on a table and start singing "my nutsack brings all the girls to the yard." If they start to pray for you, loudly declare they should pray with their inside voices. Or you could simply tell one of their female friends, "oh, I can make you scream out God's name". Pause for lightning bolt. Whew! No lightning bolt, looks like I'm safe. Best solution, be an absolute dick and make their life hell. They know you have a problem and refuse to compromise, I say give 'em a taste of "do unto others as you would have then do unto you." Smite them mightily. Declare a jihad. Issue a fatwah, though a fatwad to one of their eyes would be more entertaining. Time to nut up or shut the fawk up. If you're not even going to try, then end the story now dammit. If you can't stand up to a couple of noisy girls, I question your testicular fortitude. Swing your sack like a man.
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lulz
 
#340
#340
hmanvolfan said:
Or send them a text politely asking if they wouldn't mind trying to be a little quieter after say around 10:00 pm.
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Yeah, we have a been through that already. We agreed to be quiet between and 10PM and 9AM, but that didn't stop her boyfriend from picking up her violin and attempting to play it last night. I went to the door for that and yelled at him.
 
#341
#341
VOLatile said:
Yeah, we have a been through that already. We agreed to be quiet between and 10PM and 9AM, but that didn't stop her boyfriend from picking up her violin and attempting to play it last night. I went to the door for that and yelled at him.
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You have a vagina.
 
#343
#343
hmanvolfan said:
Now now, yelling at the boyfrand is a step in the right direction.
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Through the door? Besides, it probably wasn't yelling so much as it was, "excuse me, could you quiet down please? no? okay, I understand."
 
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