Dealing with Noisy Neighbors

#26
#26
I'd just turn on porn and turn it up very loud. It'd be hella funny.

and also yell with ecstasy at the same time they climax

then go upstairs and tell them you ran out of toilet paper and ask to borrow some. Or ask them for Jergens. Same effect.
 
#27
#27
I'm dealing with same thing. The dumbasses upstairs think they should slam every cabinet door and drawer they open. Hell they never sleep because they dont work
 
#28
#28
Take a tile down from your drop ceiling. Take a blue tooth speaker and put it was close to a vent duct the leads to their bedroom. Play some creepy ass whispers as loud as you can so it comes from their vents. Should be very fun.

Hell you might be able to put it in the vent duct.

Oh. Nice. One of them believes in ghosts.
 
#30
#30
Knock on their door at 4am, when they get to the door just go in and get in bed..... with one of em or both as the situation calls for....as they scream, threaten and etc...

simply mumble ....forgot my da** key again
 
#31
#31
Knock on their door at 4am, when they get to the door just go in and get in bed..... with one of em or both as the situation calls for....as they scream, threaten and etc...

simply mumble ....forgot my da** key again

Coasty wants you to rape them. Don't do that.
 
#32
#32
Knock on their door at 4am, when they get to the door just go in and get in bed..... with one of em or both as the situation calls for....as they scream, threaten and etc...

simply mumble ....forgot my da** key again

At first I was mad at the mods for moving the thread to the Zone... but the good ideas keep rolling in.
 
#44
#44
I think there may be a policy that states any time more than 5 zoners post in a thread, it must be moved to the Zone to contain the infection.

That explains why I never left.... even though you and many others recommended it on several occasions with STFU and GTFO

I have the infection the zone only place I am allowed to post
 
#46
#46
Probably a solid 6 and 8.

Can't bang them because they won't even open their legs for their boyfriends.

Then their bfs have no game. But sex is not the answer unless you're wanting to deal with a stage one clinger. That's an even worse scenario than noisy upstair neighbors.
 
#47
#47
Really, I'd have to meet the sisters. Based on their personalities and religious beliefs, a number of options would open up. It's a matter of how far you want to go. Staying within the boundaries of the law would be easy, but you might challenge yourself morally. Thankfully, zoners have no morals....other than no snitching. And that's more a self-preservation thing.
 
#49
#49
The problem is all inside your head.

You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free.
 
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