'24 DC OT Jordan Seaton (Future Portal Entry)

[Sandman Vol]

I bet this was more cleaver and funny in your head. Wtf

Appears it was to some at least. Mods feel free to delete if deemed inappropriate.

 

[Orangeburst]

lets get a rumor started that we are bidding $6M..make em bleed

 

[Jackcrevol]

wgaff?

 

[UTK]

lets get a rumor started that we are bidding $6M..make em bleed

At least 7 million imo

 

[ptgrbn]

At least 7 million imo

Not even worth it, not even close. He’s been defending his qb against insignificant defenses. In for a rude awakening wherever he goes from here

 

[onevol74]

You just say uninformed nonsense. What about Kentucky? They are a P4 school that paid for a starting LT. They also were in the Leavitt sweepstakes. Guess he sucks too

You think Leavitt seriously considered Kentucky?????

 

[VolInDayton]

At least 7 million imo

Thats base for 10 season games. He doesnt have to play in non p4 games. Any post season games will be an additional 2 million per game.

 

[FanDude]

He actually graded out as one of the better tackles in the country. You always seem to put your foot in your mouth when it comes to running your mouth. Not sure why people like you are ok with being confidently ignorant

Confidently ignernt got nothing to do with his false starts. You tryna say you missed them? Mavybe you want to count, how many drives did his flags kill?

 

[WaywardVol]

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I think we’ve seen this story before

 

[Sandman Vol]

I think we’ve seen this story before

Make it $100 for anyone who can do it to Lane Kiffin’s phone/email

 

[BelievetheHeup2022]

Confidently ignernt got nothing to do with his false starts. You tryna say you missed them? Mavybe you want to count, how many drives did his flags kill?

You tell me. Since you seem to think differently than the people that actually grade players for a living

 

[ThreatLevelOrange]

Nothing would convince me that UK paid anywhere close to that. If we allowed an all conference (3rd team) player move on down the line to satisfy a freshman’s demands, then shame on us.

So, if we are that weak at the negotiating table, we need to fox some crap quick.

They let him play left tackle. But we recruited Sanders and paid him to play left. We had to pick one to stay, and with Perry’s development saw Heard as a cost savings. Our roster spend is now pretty balanced.

 

[Jaxon_Vol2017]

Why is this thread alive? We 100% ain't going after this clown

 

[IASIPNeyland]

Appears it was to some at least. Mods feel free to delete if deemed inappropriate.

I immediately started hearing pirate puns in a pirate voice in my head