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The Ron Mexico

The Ron Mexico

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Come here to confess your sins. Confession is good for the soul. 95, Scotty and TFG will decide if you are forgiven.

I'll start. I yell curse words at other drivers while I'm driving. Also, I ocassionally look upon women with lustful desire.
 
#2
#2
I found both behaviors acceptable and forgivable.

I guess Memphis is the place to go for confession!
 
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#3
I cuss out my girlfriend when she doesn't submit to my force. Frustrating. I ask for forgiveness.
 
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RockyTop411 said:
I cuss out my girlfriend when she doesn't submit to my force. Frustrating. I ask for forgiveness.
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Sexual force or making her watch Transformers for the 10th time?

If the former, 30 days of abstinence and 10 minutes chewing on a bar of Irish Spring.

If the latter, beech needs to recognize.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
Sexual force or making her watch Transformers for the 10th time?

If the former, 30 days of abstinence and 10 minutes chewing on a bar of Irish Spring.

If the latter, beech needs to recognize.
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It's a mix of both. We pause it at the Megan Fox/Car scene and then get to business.
 
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#10
I confess... I was blowing up the bathroom this morning and called my wife in there 3 times to ask her pointless questions just to see if she would keep coming back for more.
 
#11
#11
I hocked a loogie on a guys car that cut me off in traffic. Should've told him to suck a bag of dicks.


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8[/youtube]
 
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#15
I confess i tricked my wife and gave her a choclate laxative. Then i busted in her to make a smore and forced her to eat it. Dont believe its a sin though

I also hustled an old lady. She thought she was buying a raffle to win a hoveround
 
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rockyvols said:
I confess i tricked my wife and gave her a choclate laxative. Then i busted in her to make a smore and forced her to eat it. Dont believe its a sin though

I also hustled an old lady. She thought she was buying a raffle to win a hoveround
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Hattiesburg must turn folks into sick freaks.
 
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jhen713 said:
I confess... I was blowing up the bathroom this morning and called my wife in there 3 times to ask her pointless questions just to see if she would keep coming back for more.
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The Bible is filled with similar parables. Therefore, no penance is required. Go in peace. Please. Just go. You stink.
 
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rockyvols said:
I confess i tricked my wife and gave her a choclate laxative. Then i busted in her to make a smore and forced her to eat it. Dont believe its a sin though

I also hustled an old lady. She thought she was buying a raffle to win a hoveround
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I am tempted to place you on the Rack but fear it may bring you pleasure.

Instead the old lady will yank an unlubricated set of large anal beads from your poop chute while your wife watches and eats bon bons. After that, you are forgiven.
 
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95 Vol Alum said:
I am tempted to place you on the Rack but fear it may bring you pleasure.

Instead the old lady will yank an unlubricated set of large anal beads from your poop chute while your wife watches and eats bon bons. After that, you are forgiven.
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How exactly do anal beads get into the anal duct area? Does the person involved eat them and then when it's comes to evacuation time someone yanks them out of the anal bunghole?
 
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rockyvols said:
I confess i tricked my wife and gave her a choclate laxative. Then i busted in her to make a smore and forced her to eat it. Dont believe its a sin though

I also hustled an old lady. She thought she was buying a raffle to win a hoveround
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My God. I don't think I could even make something like that up.:unsure:
 
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